Sometimes I hate other cyclist

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Leodis

Veteran
Location
Moortown, Leeds
I braked to the left not dead straight, he followed my line to the side. It wasn’t a fast 25mph type brake test, it was like 10 mph up a slog. I wouldnt do it again, I would put the pedal down and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK
 

LCpl Boiled Egg

Three word soundbite
I braked to the left not dead straight, he followed my line to the side. It wasn’t a fast 25mph type brake test, it was like 10 mph up a slog. I wouldnt do it again, I would put the pedal down and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK

Nice edit @13:57. I'm pretty sure your original post said you'd do it again. What changed your mind?
 
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Soup890

Crazy
Location
leeds
I love you guys!!!
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
I can empathise with Leodis... me and a pal did a tour of The Lakes years ago, and whenever i rode in front, he'd be a couple of inches off my back wheel... mostly at speeds way too low to make a difference... it was massively annoying... especially when he started berating me every time I touched my brakes. "Stop riding up my arse then!" "I'm riding in your slipstream." "What f***ing slipstream? We're going about ten f***ing miles an hour!!" We're hoping to do the WOTR this year or next... i anticipate the same.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Any one I see far behind who looks like they are busting a gut to catch up with me, I slightly raise my cadence, nothing too strenuous on my part but enough to make them work a little harder but still allowing them to get nearer to me. Then as they approach my rear wheel I slow giving he impression I've cracked, heeheeeeeee, and let them pass, heeheeheee then as they do so I jump on their rear wheel and get a nice tow for however long they are going my way. They of course will continue to bust a gut to maintain their futile over taking move as they won't want to lose face and in doing so they will do all the work pulling me along. Ha-ha! If obviously they do slow right down as they are just weak cyclists then I just burn straight past them leaving them with egg and ignomy on their face. I'm gone. Heeheeheeeheeeeheeee. If you have a persistent wheel sucker then just fart a nice long low frequency tunnel shaker. This should get rid of them.
 

donnydave

Über Member
Location
Cambridge
Any one I see far behind who looks like they are busting a gut to catch up with me, I slightly raise my cadence, nothing too strenuous on my part but enough to make them work a little harder but still allowing them to get nearer to me. Then as they approach my rear wheel I slow giving he impression I've cracked, heeheeeeeee, and let them pass, heeheeheee then as they do so I jump on their rear wheel and get a nice tow for however long they are going my way. They of course will continue to bust a gut to maintain their futile over taking move as they won't want to lose face and in doing so they will do all the work pulling me along. Ha-ha! If obviously they do slow right down as they are just weak cyclists then I just burn straight past them leaving them with egg and ignomy on their face. I'm gone. Heeheeheeeheeeeheeee. If you have a persistent wheel sucker then just fart a nice long low frequency tunnel shaker. This should get rid of them.

If someone closes in on me I slowly move to the right, making sure they follow my line. They get approx two minutes of free slipstream then I move left, stop pedalling and shout "your turn now!" I sometimes flick my elbow out too but hardly anyone seems to know what this means.
 
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