Songs on the radio that make you turn it off

[Milzy]

Any U2 or Adele song.

 

[Brandane]

The ultimate cannot listen songs are ANY by Katie Melua. Irritating blandness at it's very worst.
"There are lots of bicycles in Beijing.............."
Arghhhhhhh.......

 

[NorthernDave]

Jo Whiley on Radio 2 evenings is reliably good.

You've never heard truly terrible radio if you've not heard 99% of the output of BBC Radio Leeds - the station that got an Alan Partridge DVD and thought it was a training video...

 

[ianrauk]

Anything by the Beatles, the Doors or The Clash

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

He gives me the shivers

His childish jape of playing random sound effects whenever anybody else is talking, ie traffic reports.

Then there's the sycophantic sucking up to guests -

"Read your book, love it"
"Saw your show, loved it"
"Listened to your album, loved it"
"Visited your country, love it"
"Been to your house, love it"
"Petted your dog, love it"

 

[Haitch]

The Clash

Good call.

 

[slowmotion]

Anything by the Beatles, the Doors or The Clash

 

[Beebo]

Anything with Sam Smith.
Utter tosh.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I hate this -


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMFORx8uO8


And Melvyn Brag.

 

[roadrash]

anything by cliff fukin Richard

 

[slowmotion]

This one's spectacularly awful. Never mind grinding them, it strips teeth wholesale from my gears.
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]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlFgvBK48vA[/media]

 

[Profpointy]

Dum ti dum ti dum ti dumm
dum ti dum ti daa dum.

 

[Specialeyes]

Anything at all by Coldplay.
If forced to pick one of their sub-6th-Form $hite I'd say 'Yellow' which has the distinction of rhyming 'yellow' with 'yellow'. Genius.

 

[stalagmike]

'Come on Eileen'. I'd rather rub a cheese grater over my eye than listen to that bloody song.

 

[biggs682]

Cant think of many at all