I know there are those of you out there who are so darn cool, so en pointe, that the thought of brandishing a cigarette lighter at five young men on a stage some 300 yards away is anathema, but, you know what.........that's your loss! The human beings amongst us, those that seek reassurance and affirmation through music of dubious integrity salute your strength of will, but we will not be deflected in our adoration of the mediocre. Give us a ponderous beat, some dodgy strings and memories of a waistline long gone, and we enter that blissful moistened-eyed state of sparkling, suspended animation known as 'stadium rock merchandising opportunity'.
No one can claim a monopoly of cigarette lighter moments, but there are standards, the AM should-be-immutables, worthy or preservation even as our wicks dessicate and our fluids run dry. Let us therefore, before times winged chariot consigns us to the great unstructured jacket in the sky, attempt, at this most sentimental of times, to construct the must-have cigarette lighter list.
I'm going to start off with my personal faves...........
take it away..............
No one can claim a monopoly of cigarette lighter moments, but there are standards, the AM should-be-immutables, worthy or preservation even as our wicks dessicate and our fluids run dry. Let us therefore, before times winged chariot consigns us to the great unstructured jacket in the sky, attempt, at this most sentimental of times, to construct the must-have cigarette lighter list.
I'm going to start off with my personal faves...........
take it away..............