PrettyboyTim
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spandex said:
Playstation?
Spandex down.
- Thread starter mickle
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Playstation?
spandex
I love Dr D
Brock said:
porn... na done that its just not as good as the real thing
sheldon brown. i know it all i was his teacher
god ive got a big head
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mrs Spandex is, no doubt, extremely busy looking after you, bringing you tea, I hope, and administering lots and lots of TLC. I cannot assist her in this because I live too far away.
Have you thought about using your computer skills to do the shopping for Christmas presents, food, drink etc on-line, to save her the time and effort?
If you are very good with your hands, perhaps you could wrap all the presents, it can be quite a skilled job
. What about making mince pies, you could buy the mincemeat, and home-made ones taste so much better than shop ones.
Or, you could read the manual that goes with your digital camera, if you have got one. So that at all the parties you are invited to, you can take lots of brilliant photos, and not just of bicycles. (It is often said, that if all else fails, read the instructions).
Joking apart, when you get really bored and frustrated, it is difficult to know what you feel like doing. Of-course you could just rest and recuperate, and get better BEFORE you go back to work. Feel free to ignore all these suggestions.
Have you thought about using your computer skills to do the shopping for Christmas presents, food, drink etc on-line, to save her the time and effort?
If you are very good with your hands, perhaps you could wrap all the presents, it can be quite a skilled job
. What about making mince pies, you could buy the mincemeat, and home-made ones taste so much better than shop ones.Or, you could read the manual that goes with your digital camera, if you have got one. So that at all the parties you are invited to, you can take lots of brilliant photos, and not just of bicycles. (It is often said, that if all else fails, read the instructions).
Joking apart, when you get really bored and frustrated, it is difficult to know what you feel like doing. Of-course you could just rest and recuperate, and get better BEFORE you go back to work. Feel free to ignore all these suggestions.
Hilldodger
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- sunny Leicester
Speicher said:Mrs Spandex is, no doubt, extremely busy looking after you, bringing you tea, I hope, and administering lots and lots of TLC. I cannot assist her in this because I live too far away.
And there's me a couple of weeks ago with a serious foot injury (and probaly close to death) and I got no offers of this kind.
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mickle
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He is now back at work.
hooray
hooray
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mickle
innit
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- 53.933606, -1.076131
Brock said:
TeeHee!
Handlebars methinks.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Hilldodger said:And there's me a couple of weeks ago with a serious foot injury (and probaly close to death) and I got no offers of this kind.
Well, how can I put this? Spandex bumped his head, and his knee. Without even meeting Spandex
I can guess that his knee and head are more kissable and TLC-administerable than your foot.However, if you wish me to pay attention to another part of your anatomy, I will ask Arch if she could join me
. That's providing we have time before setting off on our Round Britain cruise on the Tug.
Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
I'll have you know my foot is a size 12......and you know what they say about men with big feet............
In fact, both my feet are size 12. :-)
In fact, both my feet are size 12. :-)
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Hilldodger said:I'll have you know my foot is a size 12......and you know what they say about men with big feet............
Yes, they wear big shoes
In fact, both my feet are size 12. :-)
Does that mean that each foot is more than one foot long?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Back on topic
Spandex please do not overdo it. I know you have a very elastic avatar, but where human bodies are concerned, it you stretch them too far, they do not always go back the way they should.
Mrs Spandex wants to see you on the mend.
I notice you went back to work at about the same time as I made all those suggestions for you as to what to do. Were they such frightening suggestions? I got the impression you were a big, strong person, not easily frightened.
Spandex please do not overdo it. I know you have a very elastic avatar, but where human bodies are concerned, it you stretch them too far, they do not always go back the way they should.
Mrs Spandex wants to see you on the mend.
I notice you went back to work at about the same time as I made all those suggestions for you as to what to do. Were they such frightening suggestions?
I got the impression you were a big, strong person, not easily frightened.
spandex
I love Dr D
Speicher said:Back on topic
Spandex please do not overdo it. I know you have a very elastic avatar, but where human bodies are concerned, it you stretch them too far, they do not always go back the way they should.
Mrs Spandex wants to see you on the mend.
I notice you went back to work at about the same time as I made all those suggestions for you as to what to do. Were they such frightening suggestions?
mrs spandex just wants my money and when shes got all that she wants me out of the house till ive got some more.
and na they are not that frightening and i am a big (as arch put it well built "all muscle"), strong bloke
spandex
I love Dr D
and ill try not to over do it!
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Hilldodger said:I'll have you know my foot is a size 12......and you know what they say about men with big feet............
In fact, both my feet are size 12. :-)
They have big toe nails?
Spandex, you should show your Mrs who's boss, show her whos wearing the trousers.
Information for a 16 year old, so may not be best to actually take much notice of it.
