Uncle Mort said:Not if the bike was made out of cheese.
I am not so sure.... a Parmesan group set to the noggin at 30mph would smart some!
Uncle Mort said:Not if the bike was made out of cheese.
Uncle Mort said:True enough. I was thinking of a piece of ripe camembert. But it would be a rubbish frame material and it would smell terrible.
Smokin Joe said:Surely we now have an overwhelming argument for making cheeses and microwaves wear helmets?
tyred said:Thinking about this, what is needed is to fit some sort of cow catcher device to the front of the car (like the trains you see in old westerns) to clear the pedestrians of the road. It would improve journey times and designed properly, may even improve the car's aerodynamics. I think I may apply for a patent. I'm sure there will be a lot of demand for such a product.
Uncle Mort said:I like your thinking. You could call it a Temperance Bar
But would it matter if the microwave was wearing a helmet?tyred said:But would it work on high speed microwave ovens?