Spoonerisms
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Sh4rkyBloke
Jaffa Cake monster
- Location
- Manchester, UK
I don't think *technically* that she is your Step-Daughter until you're married, she's simply the Daughter of your partner... but my grasp of genealogy is limited at best!ColinJ said:
betty swollocks
large member
eh?
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Okay, if you can have a commmon-law wife, then she is my common-law step-daughter. I'm more of a father to her then the 'sperm-donor' ever was and I'm happy with that...Sh4rkyBloke said:I don't think *technically* that she is your Step-Daughter until you're married, she's simply the Daughter of your partner... but my grasp of genealogy is limited at best!
MePower
New Member
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- not telling you
......cooking fat?
Spoonerised "Deck your halls with boughs of holly" in a school carol concert solo.
I also did the Yorkshire Turd Cart in Greggs on the Headrow a few years ago.
On a slighly non-spoonerist tack, the slightly deaf and confused granma of a friend said she like Kylie's "My, can't get head out of you"
I also did the Yorkshire Turd Cart in Greggs on the Headrow a few years ago.
On a slighly non-spoonerist tack, the slightly deaf and confused granma of a friend said she like Kylie's "My, can't get head out of you"
Maz
Guru
Not quite a Spoonerism but...
I was at a friend's baptism a while back and noticed that a young lad on the pew in front of me was clearly bored by the proceedings and had brought a handheld games console with him. I mixed up 'playstation' with 'gameboy' and later commented to one of the congregation that the kid in front of me was busy with his 'playboy'.
I was at a friend's baptism a while back and noticed that a young lad on the pew in front of me was clearly bored by the proceedings and had brought a handheld games console with him. I mixed up 'playstation' with 'gameboy' and later commented to one of the congregation that the kid in front of me was busy with his 'playboy'.
Randochap
Senior hunter
- Location
- British Columbia, Canada
Clunder thap.
betty swollocks
large member
Eh?
Randochap
Senior hunter
- Location
- British Columbia, Canada
betty swollocks said:
It's a Spoonerism ... usually accompanied by a bright flash.
betty swollocks
large member
That wasn't a comment aimed specifically at you Rando, but rather at the tone of this thread in general.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Not quite a spoonerism but...
Walked into my bosses office (he was a humourless turd) and said..
'can i borrow you Paul please car'
Anyone else woulda laughed...not the humourless git, he just looked at me like i was a loony.
Next time i had to borrow it...i almost got paranoid about it. I almost started reciting it to myself on the way to his office to avoid doing it again
Walked into my bosses office (he was a humourless turd) and said..
'can i borrow you Paul please car'
Anyone else woulda laughed...not the humourless git, he just looked at me like i was a loony.
Next time i had to borrow it...i almost got paranoid about it. I almost started reciting it to myself on the way to his office to avoid doing it again
threefingerjoe
Über Member
- Location
- St. Louis, MO, USA
One of the classics of radio broadcasting was when veteran announcer Harry von Zell introduced "...the President of the United States: Hubert Heever" (Herbert Hoover)
Also, I once heard a recording of a radio announcer introducing the Governor of the Virgin Islands as "the virgin of Governor's Island."
Also, I once heard a recording of a radio announcer introducing the Governor of the Virgin Islands as "the virgin of Governor's Island."