Spoonerisms

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Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
ColinJ said:
It's easy to get a step-daughter without being married, you just start up with someone who already has one!
I don't think *technically* that she is your Step-Daughter until you're married, she's simply the Daughter of your partner... but my grasp of genealogy is limited at best! :biggrin:
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Sh4rkyBloke said:
I don't think *technically* that she is your Step-Daughter until you're married, she's simply the Daughter of your partner... but my grasp of genealogy is limited at best! :sad:
Okay, if you can have a commmon-law wife, then she is my common-law step-daughter. I'm more of a father to her then the 'sperm-donor' ever was and I'm happy with that... :sad:
 

Carwash

Señor Member
Location
Visby
My boss went into the baker's today to get us some Friday Afternoon Cake (he's a good boss!), and asked for 3 Turd Carts...
 

atbman

Veteran
Spoonerised "Deck your halls with boughs of holly" in a school carol concert solo.

I also did the Yorkshire Turd Cart in Greggs on the Headrow a few years ago.

On a slighly non-spoonerist tack, the slightly deaf and confused granma of a friend said she like Kylie's "My, can't get head out of you"
 

Maz

Guru
Not quite a Spoonerism but...

I was at a friend's baptism a while back and noticed that a young lad on the pew in front of me was clearly bored by the proceedings and had brought a handheld games console with him. I mixed up 'playstation' with 'gameboy' and later commented to one of the congregation that the kid in front of me was busy with his 'playboy'.
 

Randochap

Senior hunter
Clunder thap.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
Not quite a spoonerism but...
Walked into my bosses office (he was a humourless turd) and said..
'can i borrow you Paul please car' :thumbsup::tongue:

Anyone else woulda laughed...not the humourless git, he just looked at me like i was a loony.

Next time i had to borrow it...i almost got paranoid about it. I almost started reciting it to myself on the way to his office to avoid doing it again :sad:
 

threefingerjoe

Über Member
One of the classics of radio broadcasting was when veteran announcer Harry von Zell introduced "...the President of the United States: Hubert Heever" (Herbert Hoover)

Also, I once heard a recording of a radio announcer introducing the Governor of the Virgin Islands as "the virgin of Governor's Island."
 
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