Starting to fight back

[Randomnerd]

You called @woodenspoons?
Very funny post btw ... I used to cycle in Crocs .... big winter ones too, very warm, comfy ....

Eyup @Pat "5mph". Give him both barrels. Go in hard. Show ‘em you mean business.
Ah, the winter Croc. Not to be sniffed at.
Elegant.
Did you team them with a Wincyette maxi as per Lorraine, 12 September 2006?

 

[fossyant]

Virtual ruler on the OP's knuckles.

 

[I like Skol]

You even waved at me last night when I honked my car horn at you. Bloody cyclist.

I did indeed. I would have given you a proper wave but your wife was in the car so I withheld....

 

[gbb]

Cyclist are no different than any other sector of society, there's folk out there that are distainful of others (if that's what it was...or perhaps they were just pre-occupied), nothing you can do about it unless you want to take on the world.
Cycle on and smile to yourself, you're life is probably happier than theirs.

 

[Jody]

Virtual ruler on the OP's knuckles.

Nah, 200 lines. Thou shalt not troll

 

[jefmcg]

Please don't do it again.

As the whole admitted purpose of this thread is trolling, and trolling isn't allowed.... how is this thread not locked?

 

[MrPie]

I did indeed. I would have given you a proper wave but your wife was in the car so I withheld....

Wasn't his wife....it was yours

 

[smutchin]

I read this with an Alan Bennet voice in my head. So funny.

You, sir, are a flipping genius.

 

[smutchin]

I was hugely bored this morning and really felt the need to be provocative. It does seem to have worked - certainly rattled a few cages (which needed rattling).

Are you familiar with the phrase 'tilting at windmills'?

 

[fossyant]

Wasn't his wife....it was yours

Oi stop snitching.

 

[fossyant]

As the whole admitted purpose of this thread is trolling, and trolling isn't allowed.... how is this thread not locked?

Because its fun and there have been no visits from the resident keyboard warriors yet. Mark my word, as soon as they arrive to insult people it will be locked.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

As the whole admitted purpose of this thread is trolling, and trolling isn't allowed.... how is this thread not locked?

You have a point, will consult with the team ... after I come back from my garden, it's another lovely day out there ... bye bye the now, as we say here in Glesga.

 

[jefmcg]

bye bye the now, as we say here in Glesga.

Not "ta ta for now"?

 

[raleighnut]

All very friendly then – with the exception of two hugely disdainful guys clad in lycra and sitting (or should that be posturing?) astride very expensive bikes. These two numpties ignored me – and as far as I could tell, ignored everyone else too. God, I despair at the arrogance of these people. As far as I’m concerned, they don’t represent ‘cycling’ at all – on the contrary, I reckon they’re simply a personification of pomposity and intolerance

They were wondering where the rest of the peleton had gone, one of em was saying "I told you we should have gone right at that fork"

 

[Racing roadkill]

You need to supply us with an address, to which we can send a medal