Strange days

[Fnaar]

Turning out to be a very odd day so far...
Was walking the dog this a.m., and met a woman whose dog was vomiting on the pavement. By way of explanation, she said to me "He ususally has youghurt for breakfast, but this morning he didn't want it, and now he's throwing up" "Yes" I replied, and moved swiftly on. Then, on theway to work, a "care in the community" type chap came right up to me, and shouted "Slaaaaagggggg!".
Help!

 

[Andy in Sig]

Don't worry, it's obvious you've just slipped into a parallel universe. Now all you've got to do is get home.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Today Fnarr, your life is being directed by David Lynch.

 

[Fnaar]

...and now I'm in trouble for not going to a meeting yesterday, that nobody told me was happening anyway! Stop the world, I want to get off!

 

[betty swollocks]

The Viz writers have have 'relocated' you into one of the more surreal stories in that esteemed publication.
You're not out of the woods yet, so beware!

 

[Fnaar]

The Viz writers have have 'relocated' you in one of the more surreal stories in that esteemed publication.
You're not out of the woods yet, so beware!

All I need now is to meet the fat slags in the chippy! (btw...I haven't bought or read a copy of Viz in 10yrs or more! But it has clearly informed my thinking...)

 

[Tetedelacourse]

My advice to you in successfully getting to the end of today Fnaar, is to take ANY advice given to you by a very tall man, but GTF out of there if you see a dwarf in a red crushed velvet suit.

 

[asterix]

Yoghurt is good for dogs and even better for those they share a house with apparently..

'Slaaaaagggggg!': Do you own a Doberman?

 

[Fnaar]

Yoghurt is good for dogs and even better for those they share a house with apparently..

'Slaaaaagggggg!': Do you own a Doberman?

Blimey! I thought she was a nutter, and she was just trying to stop her dog from whiffing the house out! As for the doberman,
Anyway, I was without the dog when Mr Care-in-the-community accused me of being a woman of loose morals!

 

[SamNichols]

Everyone enjoys having a really bizarre day. Did the dog then proceed to eat its own vomit? I witnessed a dog doing that once - it made a little bile come up in my mouth.

 

[Fnaar]

Everyone enjoys having a really bizarre day. Did the dog then proceed to eat its own vomit? I witnessed a dog doing that once - it made a little bile come up in my mouth.

Didn't hang about for that...but have seen my own dog do it! Ewwwww

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Everyone enjoys having a really bizarre day. Did the dog then proceed to eat its own vomit? I witnessed a dog doing that once - it made a little bile come up in my mouth.

ha ha, so watching a dog eating it's own vomit basically induced the same behaviour in you. Careful, the wee buggers will have you dragging your arse along the carpet next!

 

[SamNichols]

No Tete- not the same reaction; I have no urge to eat the vomit that I produce (btb I haven't thrown up since 1999).

As for dragging my arse along the carpet - that's pretty much my idea of a great Saturday night.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Everyone enjoys having a really bizarre day. Did the dog then proceed to eat its own vomit? I witnessed a dog doing that once - it made a little bile come up in my mouth.

i can top that. once witnessed a mate's idiot dog eat another dog's shoot (yuk), and subsequently chunder said shoot over mate's mum's sofa

 

[Tetedelacourse]

i can top that. once witnessed a mate's idiot dog eat another dog's shoot (yuk), and subsequently chunder said shoot over mate's mum's sofa

That sounds like a readymade excuse for wiping your own merd over your pal's house. If you wanted to.