Strange envelope occurence.

[vernon]

Now then, how did you find the edge of the cellotape in the dark?

The same way that I find erogenous zones in the dark - the sense of touch.

 

[Bird Brain]

Amazing strange incident.

 

[vernon]

Excellent! Thanks Ohnovino and Vernon.

I've checked three rolls of sellotape and a roll of packing tape. Only one worked - magic tape.

Sugar and teaspoon in a glass didn't work.

I do need to get out more.

You inspired me to explore the light generating properties of all of the rolls of adhesive tape in Chateau Vernon.

The only one that produced light was, ironically, some 'caution radioctive material' warning tape.

I suspect that the adhesive has a major roll in the matter.

See what I did there?

 

[darth vadar]

I opened tonights post in the semi dark and when opening the envelope as the flap/glue interface came unstuck it gave off a blue glow.

Has anyone noticed this before?

By sticking it back together I was able to get it to do it again so it wasn't my imagination.

Have you tried taking your clothes off in the dark too?

You sometimes get a blue (?) flash of static electricity.

That should keep you amused for hours..............

 

[Bird Brain]

Have you tried taking your clothes off in the dark too?

You sometimes get a blue (?) flash of static electricity.

That should keep you amused for hours..............

heh heh!

 

[vernon]

Have you tried taking your clothes off in the dark too?

You sometimes get a blue (?) flash of static electricity.

That should keep you amused for hours..............

Depends on what's planned for after the removal of the clothing

 

[longers]

That should keep you amused for hours..............

I've been doing it for years and not noticed it yet.

 

[summerdays]

You lot are so going to be in trouble when you go to wrap those pressies next week.... I'll experiment after I've done my wrapping ... and when not watched by the kids ... they seem to have strange disappearing sellotape powers already.

I wonder if I could combine the two things... do you think you can wrap presents in the dark?

 

[vernon]

You lot are so going to be in trouble when you go to wrap those pressies next week.... I'll experiment after I've done my wrapping ... and when not watched by the kids ... they seem to have strange disappearing sellotape powers already.

I wonder if I could combine the two things... do you think you can wrap presents in the dark?

With night vision goggles, no problem.

 

[montage]

put two hot needles in either side of a baloon and it won't burst

 

[Aperitif]

put two hot needles in either side of a baloon and it won't burst

I haven't got any balloons with sides on, Monty - please advise...

 

[vernon]

I haven't got any balloons with sides on, Monty - please advise...

Inside and outside.

Simples.

 

[Aperitif]

Shh! vern - you'll burst the bubble of intrigue! I have a bag of 'Klein balloons' to blow up next!

 

[Maz]

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If you rub a balloon really hard, it will stick to your jumper without being held.
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The trick is to first inflate the balloon and knot it...it took me 3 hours before I realised.

 

[montage]

Shh! vern - you'll burst the bubble of intrigue! I have a bag of 'Klein balloons' to blow up next!

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