Strava segment names

[Doyleyburger]

What funny or wacky strava segment names do you have locally, or have come across in the past ?
Must be some hilarious ones out there I reckon

 

[vernon]

I don't use Strava so can't contribute. What have you come across @Doyleyburger?

 

[flake99please]

Garlic Breath...

Down-Up-Under-Zig-Zag-Bump-Bump...

 

[Doyleyburger]

I don't use Strava so can't contribute. What have you come across @Doyleyburger?

Being in West Wales there are quite a lot of Welsh named segments which will just confuse the hell out of everyone.

Hard Cheese
Dog sh** lane
Big balls ....(and you need them)

 

[Effyb4]

East to West Tilbury lover's tryst
Edukated
The triangle of death
Cut a throat lane
Hold your breath
Temple thrill
Bob Dunn it

 

[Phyllosc]

Here's some local to me in Suffolk:

• Wickham girls always pull out

• il pleut oh non c'est la sueur (which I think translates to 'it rains oh no it's sweat')

• It only gets worse

• Weeeeeeeeeeee

• Wantisden's Revenge!

• Deceptive first impression

The last two were created by me.

 

[winjim]

Check out this segment on Strava: http://app.strava.com/segments/7167325 — Ahahaha you've just over run that bend

 

[Cuchilo]

Bushey park has " rimming Dianas ring "
I made a segment on a private road that ended at my chicken shed . I only expected to use it myself but it got found . I called it "Chicken run " Someone reversed the route and called it " chicken run 2 return of the chicken keeper "

 

[Katherine]

Barge past.

Get me to the church on time.

Dash for pork scratchings.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

On my commute I have Lady of the Night Road (a street frequented by said ladies after dark) and Wànker Bus Drivers Death Lottery.

 

[Rooster1]

The Vicar of Dibley and Skirmett the Frog. Both near me.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Froome's no longer a fanny but he would still beat me! HERE

 

[Joffey]

Two of my favourites are 'Rough Anal' near Cowesby in North Yorkshire and 'watch your wheels near the gypsies' in Bridlington.

 

[jefmcg]

Check out this segment on Strava: http://app.strava.com/segments/7167325 — Ahahaha you've just over run that bend

Lucky that escape road is there!

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4...TPrrLsbZWNPeuyhn8wgQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

 

[Subotai72]

Silver Hotpants
Dillenger Escape Plan
8km With a Fly in my Eye!
Drop the Dead Dolphin
Slippery Nipple
Hell to Sodom!
Hand Shandy

Any with Welsh in the name automatically sound funny!

Pant y Waco to Tuffins
Up & Down in Ysceifiog
Farking Farchallt