Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
For a while my dad worked as a delivery driver for a Cash n Carry grocery wholesaler. The summer of 77 was spent with me riding along in either his van or one of his mate's helping out. It was the year Yorkies came out and I recall eating loads of them because, my dad assured me, the driver was allowed to keep any boxes that got dropped
My sister's birthday party had the kids talking for years about the boxes of Mars bars, Curly wurlies and so on whilst my mum had her own personal collection of Walnut Whips.
One night there was a banging at the door as one of the other drivers passed on the news that the warehouse was on fire. I jumped in the van with my dad and we raced up there. As the firemen piled in the big loading doors, wading through rivers of chocolate, we joined the other staff going in the back door and "saving" thousands of fags, bottles of booze, beer etc.
And lighter flints. That was my contribution. All that booze and fags and what do I grab? A big box of lighter flints - 6 in a little plastic strip, 144 strips on a display stand, 96 display stands in a box. Over 80,000 flints - most of which are still up my dad's loft.

One night there was a banging at the door as one of the other drivers passed on the news that the warehouse was on fire. I jumped in the van with my dad and we raced up there. As the firemen piled in the big loading doors, wading through rivers of chocolate, we joined the other staff going in the back door and "saving" thousands of fags, bottles of booze, beer etc.
And lighter flints. That was my contribution. All that booze and fags and what do I grab? A big box of lighter flints - 6 in a little plastic strip, 144 strips on a display stand, 96 display stands in a box. Over 80,000 flints - most of which are still up my dad's loft.