This might crash (no pun intended) and burn, but tell us about your stupid accidents. A couple sprung to mind today from ye olden times.
1) Riding my Honda C70 wearing a coat with sort of flappy sleeves, I was only doing about 15mph or so (luckily) as was on a tight corner on a country road. Anyhow, I noticed something fly up my left sleeve, so slowed down a bit more, took my right hand off the throttle and bashed my left arm. This resulted in a pretty hefty sting from whatever it was, and I lost control and rode straight into a ditch.
2) Riding back from Halfords on my pushbike one day, I was on the cycle path minding my own business and I rode past a fairly busy pub car park. I thought I heard someone shout my name, so I looked left to see who it was, then just caught a shadow in the corner of my right eye. Before I had time to wonder what it was, I'd gone full tilt straight into a flipping lamp post. The whole pub car park erupted with laughter, so I did the old 'stiff upper lip' bit, rode off 1/4 mile up the road pretending it didn't hurt, then collapsed onto a bench and nearly cried with the pain.
1) Riding my Honda C70 wearing a coat with sort of flappy sleeves, I was only doing about 15mph or so (luckily) as was on a tight corner on a country road. Anyhow, I noticed something fly up my left sleeve, so slowed down a bit more, took my right hand off the throttle and bashed my left arm. This resulted in a pretty hefty sting from whatever it was, and I lost control and rode straight into a ditch.
2) Riding back from Halfords on my pushbike one day, I was on the cycle path minding my own business and I rode past a fairly busy pub car park. I thought I heard someone shout my name, so I looked left to see who it was, then just caught a shadow in the corner of my right eye. Before I had time to wonder what it was, I'd gone full tilt straight into a flipping lamp post. The whole pub car park erupted with laughter, so I did the old 'stiff upper lip' bit, rode off 1/4 mile up the road pretending it didn't hurt, then collapsed onto a bench and nearly cried with the pain.