Suck it down and swallow, or blow it out...

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...boggies...those big ones that feel like a large pea....blow them out over the windscreen of the car behind, or sniff it back and swallow??.....can you tell I'm bored?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Both have their merits and de-merits (is that a word)

Swallowing may give some nutritional value and allow you to grind out an extra mile

blowing out onto a windscreen gives an intense feeling of evil satisfaction

Swallowing is soooooooo disgusting

blowing out often ends up clinging all over your shoulder

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Spit it out man ! Worst thing that can happen is that it looks like a snail has crawled across your shoulder, best thing is the car driver, after putting his wipers on, will have a big smear..............I'm bored as well !

 

[got-to-get-fit]

im not bored im trying to distract myself from the mountain of paperwork i have to get through .......i might go and watch some paint dry in a minute

 

[asterix]

i might go and watch some paint dry../QUOTE]

Have you no grass to watch grow? Alternatively why not paint the grass and get both jobs done at once?

 

[stevenb]

Lol.....I wait until the car behind has passed then let it fly. Although I have been caught out by the wind before and got back lash across my cheek.....once without knowing too....eeeiiuuuwww

 

[Pete]

Buy yourself a hankie and stop whingeing.

 

[Tinkstheminks]

Oh my god guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to be sick!
Thanks..........

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

C'mon - it's got to be a big blow. With the correct technique you gets a satisfying splat sound as you hits the target

That's why cycling gloves of any usefulness have a wiping patch on the back - to just tidy up after if needed

 

[hubgearfreak]

That's why cycling gloves of any usefulness have a wiping patch on the back - to just tidy up after if needed

i wouldn't buy gloves without them

 

[sloe]

Only slightly off-topic:

When having a slash in a gale do not point percy directly downwind - swirling winds cause salty face syndrome. Correct method is to point percy perpendicular to wind.

Not bored.

Yet.

 

[Joe24]

You should wait, and let it build up and when a car come too close let it all go on the car.

Just think about the person having to scrape it off because its dried and has gone all crusty.


Joe

 

[Dayvo]

I usually block one nostril with a forefinger and blow, clearing out both barrells at once. Sometimes though, the consistency is a little stickier than I am aware of and consequently get 'blow-back, in my face, as some of the stuff is still firmly attached in the nostril.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

You should wait, and let it build up and when a car come too close let it all go on the car.

OT but, years ago my mate borrowed his Nans Austin 1300 so he, his g/f, me and my g/f could go out for the night, Cut a long story short us 2 fellas slightly over imbibed so his g/f drove us home. on the way back he opened the window and barfed out of it. when he got up Sunday morning, where the sick had hit the n/s of the car it had stripped the paint !
When returning it to his Nan he parked it tight up to her hedge, posted keys through door and ran off.

 

[Joe24]

OT but, years ago my mate borrowed his Nans Austin 1300 so he, his g/f, me and my g/f could go out for the night, Cut a long story short us 2 fellas slightly over imbibed so his g/f drove us home. on the way back he opened the window and barfed out of it. when he got up Sunday morning, where the sick had hit the n/s of the car it had stripped the paint !
When returning it to his Nan he parked it tight up to her hedge, posted keys through door and ran off.

What had be been drinking? Was the beer that strong?