Suck it down and swallow, or blow it out...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 14 Sep 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...boggies...those big ones that feel like a large pea....blow them out over the windscreen of the car behind, or sniff it back and swallow??.....can you tell I'm bored?:smile:
  2. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Yarm, Cleveland
    Both have their merits and de-merits (is that a word:sad:)

    Swallowing may give some nutritional value and allow you to grind out an extra mile

    blowing out onto a windscreen gives an intense feeling of evil satisfaction

    Swallowing is soooooooo disgusting

    blowing out often ends up clinging all over your shoulder
  3. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Spit it out man ! Worst thing that can happen is that it looks like a snail has crawled across your shoulder, best thing is the car driver, after putting his wipers on, will have a big smear..............I'm bored as well !
  4. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Yarm, Cleveland
    im not bored im trying to distract myself from the mountain of paperwork i have to get through .......i might go and watch some paint dry in a minute
  5. asterix

    asterix Comrade Member

    Limoges or York
  6. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    South Beds.
    Lol.....I wait until the car behind has passed then let it fly. Although I have been caught out by the wind before and got back lash across my cheek.....once without knowing too....eeeiiuuuwww :smile:
  7. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Buy yourself a hankie and stop whingeing.
  8. Tinkstheminks

    Tinkstheminks New Member

    Oh my god guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm going to be sick!
  9. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    C'mon - it's got to be a big blow. With the correct technique you gets a satisfying splat sound as you hits the target ;)

    That's why cycling gloves of any usefulness have a wiping patch on the back - to just tidy up after if needed ;)
  10. hubgearfreak

    hubgearfreak Über Member

    i wouldn't buy gloves without them:biggrin:
  11. sloe

    sloe New Member

    Only slightly off-topic:

    When having a slash in a gale do not point percy directly downwind - swirling winds cause salty face syndrome. Correct method is to point percy perpendicular to wind.

    Not bored.

  12. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    You should wait, and let it build up and when a car come too close let it all go on the car.

    Just think about the person having to scrape it off because its dried and has gone all crusty.

  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I usually block one nostril with a forefinger and blow, clearing out both barrells at once. Sometimes though, the consistency is a little stickier than I am aware of and consequently get 'blow-back, in my face, as some of the stuff is still firmly attached in the nostril. ;)
  14. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    OT but, years ago my mate borrowed his Nans Austin 1300 so he, his g/f, me and my g/f could go out for the night, Cut a long story short us 2 fellas slightly over imbibed so his g/f drove us home. on the way back he opened the window and barfed out of it. when he got up Sunday morning, where the sick had hit the n/s of the car it had stripped the paint !
    When returning it to his Nan he parked it tight up to her hedge, posted keys through door and ran off.
  15. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    What had be been drinking? Was the beer that strong?
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