suggest me a new sport

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bonj

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I might be in the market for a new sport, and am looking for ideas.

It would ideally be:
1) low impact and biologically sympathetic
2) non adversarial
3) competitive
4) not require shed loads of cash outlay for equipment (but a bit is ok)
5) involve skill
6) either not require a team, or if it does, there must be plenty around looking for people to join
7) ideally able to be played in the evenings
8) not take too long
9) quite difficult, i.e. not one where the world and his dog are shoot hot at it
10) not be too weather dependent
11) popular - lots of places offering it
12) non-boring
13) non-dangerous
14) ideally more conducive to losing weight than gaining, and not conducive to becoming an alcy.

I am considering golf - as it does brilliantly on (1) and (2), but falls down slightly on (7) and (8).
Tennis falls down on (10), and therefore (11). It also doesn't really improve on (2).

Cycle road racing and time trialling does ok at (1), (2), and (3), but road racing falls down on (4), (7), (8), (10), and (13), and time trialling falls down on (4), (5), (10), and (12), even if it does do well on (7).

Considered snooker and pool - they do great on most criteria, especially (5), (7) and (11), but fall down on (9) and (14).

Suggestions that tick all or most boxes gratefully received!
 
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Arch

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Salford, UK
Good lord, are you back or is this a username coincidence?

Ping Pong?

Rhythmic Gymnastics?

Hopscotch?
 

Fnaar

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Location
Thumberland
solo shove ha'penny?
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bonj

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Good lord, are you back or is this a username coincidence?

Ping Pong?

Rhythmic Gymnastics?

Hopscotch?

I just can't carry on without the benefit of your stupendous wisdom Arch.

Ping pong is actually not bad but falls down slightly on (12 - non boring), (7 - lots of places offering it), and (2 - non adversarial).

Rhythmic gymnastics isn't a sport.

Hopscotch is probably just about the worst you could think of for (1). Probably THE most important criteria
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bonj

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bonj

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Tennis looks favourite - you can even play it indoors these days.

I've tried it but I'm shoot at serving and I think doing an underarm serve is frowned upon.

The indoor variety solves (10) but falls down on (11).
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
1500 metre running. It's long-distance running with (12) removed.
 

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ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
I've tried it but I'm shoot at serving and I think doing an underarm serve is frowned upon.

The indoor variety solves (10) but falls down on (11).


Bonjy baby, there are tennis courts all over the place down here ( not that I'm suggesting you move anywhere near me, you understand):thumbsup:


p.s. re serving - practise makes perfect or at least tolerably good.
 
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