... but that one sounds a bit obvious!When planning to return home by bicycle from somewhere at the top of very big hill, don't drink seventeen Whiskey Sours and ride no-hands down the hill. Really.
Some good ones there ...
... but that one sounds a bit obvious!![]()
When planning to return home by bicycle from somewhere at the top of very big hill, don't drink seventeen Whiskey Sours and ride no-hands down the hill. Really.
Funny - I was just remembering the time (about 35 years ago) when I borrowed a friend's bike at a party and rode it across Coventry when I was rather intoxicated. I decided to see how far I could ride no-hands but got bored with that, so it then became a question of how far I dare ride no-hands down Earlsdon Street, eyes-closed!Actually, it comes into the "seems like a good idea at the time" category.
Not only do I not have the receipt, officer, I do not even remember where I bought it or when! I know that I bought it at least 8 years ago because I remember pumping up a tyre with it outside a Spanish village in 2003.Have you got the receipt for that pump?
Nope - I'm skint. I already own the pump so I only have to cough up the postage and if I gave you the postage then I'd have to cough it up again for the person who gets the pump!If I win, could I have a tenner instead?