Swine flu advice

[02GF74]

Swine flu snout a joke. If you start getting the symptoms, call an hambulance.

 

[punkypossum]

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I phoned the NHS Helpline last night to get some advice regarding what to look out for... must have been a bad line though as all I heard was crackling.


IGMC.

 

[punkypossum]

Be careful if you get an itch - it might be a case of pork scratchings...

 

[jayce]

I heard once you get it its a swine too get rid of

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I heard once you get it its a swine too get rid of

It is, a real pig.

 

[surfgurl]

We're stockpiling sowdufed

 

[magnatom]

Come on guys, your makings a pigs ear of this thread!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Come on guys, your makings a pigs ear of this thread!

Sow what?

 

[magnatom]

Sow what?

Oh I suppose there is snout wrong with it...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Good, glad about that... now ba-con with the puns, if you please.

 

[Ben M]

Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.

No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

 

[Brahan]

I phoned the NHS Helpline last night to get some advice regarding what to look out for... must have been a bad line though as all I heard was crackling.


IGMC.

Ham on a minute, I'd rasher have the cold.

 

[thomas]

Pig Flu?

Impossible

....at least it is taking attention away from bird flu - I guess it just never took off.

 

[Joe24]

Just won a holiday to Mexico. Cant go, im pig sick