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[Drago]

Artwork blaming Churchill for mass starvation taken down
Claims that Churchill ate all the pies disputed.

 

[Jenkins]

Trump to attend World Cup final and present trophy
All other countries agree to let Iran win

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Workers stay out of central London in heatwave

French owned bit of British coast stormed by work from home white collar workers.

 

[Drago]

Flats to be built next to Freemasons club​

Decision made despite head of Planning Dept's mysterious disappearance.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

My child's school has closed because of the heatwave - it's ridiculous

Says CEO, who sits in his air conditioned office, staring out window, as his assistant prepares a cold iced drink.

 

[Drago]

King meets women's cricket team that is not allowed to exist
Or did he?

 

[Drago]

Donaldson to give up knighthood and seat on Privy Council​

From this day forth he'll have to stand when using the privy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How to cope in a heatwave - according to you​

A pimms, straw boater, long linen dress, and no underwear says Accy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Donaldson to give up knighthood and seat on Privy Council​

From this day forth he'll have to stand when using the privy.

He will now address the chamber pot, rather than chamber

 

[Drago]

Bodies found in 'advanced deterioration' at under-fire trust​

Ming admits that he may have let himself go a bit.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Could Lancashire host the Olympics? Major ‘Great North’ bid backed

Pram racing, black pudding relay, and sheep throwing to be introduced.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Heatwave latest: June heat record broken for second day in a row

Big bellied man in Brighton says it is time for a knotted hanky on head.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Police say nitrous oxide being taken on industrial scale across UK tourist beach

A police spokesperson said it was no laughing matter.

 

[Yellow Fang]

The Church Times:
Churches in Mexico hold World Cup sticker swaps
Mexican children learn Curacao is not just an alcoholic beverage.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

New Canyon gravel bike spotted at Eurobike – here's what we know so far

Two wheels and saddle