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[DRM]

Tik Tok Influencer Charged With Murdering Boyfriend In Dubai

Better there then getting blood all over the carpet at home, she says

 

[Drago]

Burnham could be leader in weeks under Labour timetable
Gary Glitter no longer interested in being the leader.

 

[DRM]

Big Changes Proposed To Reduce Scotlands Prison Population

Cheap ladders from Amazon should do the trick, says MSP Spokesperson.

 

[Drago]

Driver gives lift to armed officer chasing suspect​

Chief Constable unhappy that the public would assist a suspect who was chasing an armed officer.











As an aside, look on the BBC news website, the footage is great! I know of a similar incident where a guy on a Harley told the bobby to jump on the back and gave him a pillion ride after the fleeing villain.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What is the 'Omega Block' causing Europe's intense heatwave?

We discover secret organisation headed up Michael Caine.

 

[Drago]

Norfolk melts as the heatwave continues​

Alan Partridge is being kept in a bucket until the cool weather returns.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Norfolk melts as the heatwave continues​

Alan Parsons is being kept in a bucket until the cool weather returns.

Alan Partridge enquires who this Parsons is.

 

[Drago]

Well sportted! Why anyone would keep a music producer and composer in a bucket is beyond me!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well sportted! Why anyone would keep a music producer and composer in a bucket is beyond me!

Handel‘s Water Music?

 

[Drago]

Loo melts after lit candle left on top of cistern
Ming apologises to firefighters for farting close to naked flame.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

London 'cauldron': Oxford Street and Regent Street hit 56C amid record heatwave

Drago tries worlds hottest curry

 

[Drago]

'Heartbroken' Lionel Richie, 77, breaks silence after on stage medical emergency saw him rushed to hospital in ambulance
Surgeons were able to reattach the crooners moustache.

 

[Drago]

Benefits cheat caught doing physically demanding full-time maintenance job including heavy lifting given suspended jail term
Ming pleads guilty to working as a Y front scraper for Oxfam shops.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

SETI May Have Figured Out Why We Haven't Detected Any Alien Signals Yet, Explaining At Least Part Of The Infamous Fermi Paradox

Cleaner unplugged receiver in 1981.

 

[Drago]

Govt plans to use more military sites for asylum seekers
Soldiers ordered to not hog all the blanket.