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[Drago]

Driving test booking rules tightened after thousands of no shows
Future tests will be conducted via Zoom.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Drago & Ming the Merciless are bored stiff today*.

And are aleviating it by hogging the headline thread.

(*Not a real headline, for the pedants!)

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Somali referee Artan barred from entering US​

Found in possession of a whistle with intent to use it.

 

[Drago]

White House urges UK not to ban social media for under-16s
President concerned he'd have no one to play Roblox with.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Driving test booking rules tightened after thousands of no shows
Future tests will be conducted via Zoom.

If only you had said Vrooom

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Two men are to blame for this England mess - they should both be sacked

Says drunk man in pub

 

[Drago]

Gary Lineker, 65, declares he's 'done' with romance and 'can't imagine living with someone again'
Opinionated football pundit opens up about his terrible BO problem.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It helps to keep zombie Blairites on side

Shaun of the Dead speaks up

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I Tested 25, 28, 30, and 32mm Road Tires. One Size Was Nearly 6 Seconds Per Mile Faster.

A 100mm wide tyre confounds expectations.

 

[Moon bunny]

I Tested 25, 28, 30, and 32mm Road Tires. One Size Was Nearly 6 Seconds Per Mile Faster

Horrific 2 hour Sunday morning ride finished in 1 hour 58 minutes and 34 seconds.

 

[Moon bunny]

Marathon man' hits £1m milestone for second time​

Rce marshals tell him to look where he's going, not at his phone.

Probe into council extravagance on road markers.

 

[Moon bunny]

I thought I'd got my dream flat - so did 23 others​

Broken glass swept from road.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

An epic bikepacking trip on west Sweden’s newest cycle trail

A journalist cycles 10 miles on perfect tarmac and stays in 5* hotels

 

[Drago]

Female prison officer, 30, denies 'inappropriate relationship' with murderer at maximum security Belmarsh jail
Says she was merely administering CPR.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

’Time traveller' from the future makes terrifying claim about humanity

Drunk in pub, talks bollocks