Taking the piss. You just can't be too careful this days.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492

I wet myself laughing.

Edit: the thread title contained the word "p1ss". The puritan robot didn't like it.

Edit: I also can't spell. I'm sorry!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I always sit

 

[slowmotion]

I'm a Sitzpinkler sometimes, but hey, I'm wild and reckless sometimes and mix it up a bit. Hopefully not with expensive marble floors.
BTW, I love the traffic lights!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Have any of you gents been for a pee after a freezing cold ride and found that your shriveled weenie sprays pee anywhere but down the bog?

 

[Brandane]

Serves the landlord right for having a marble floor in the bog, that can be damaged by uric acid. Same as people who have carpets round the lavvy bowl.
People use these places for the purposes they were intended. Live with it.
And don't start me on people who carpet their house with light coloured carpets and then insist on everyone removing their shoes before being allowed in .

 

[Brandane]

Have any of you gents been for a pee after a freezing cold ride and found that your shriveled weenie sprays pee anywhere but down the bog?

No. Sometimes it is so shrivelled that I only need one hand to uncoil the beast, but even then it falls below the level of the rim of the bowl. And no, I don't have extremely short legs!

 

[Accy cyclist]

No. Sometimes it is so shrivelled that I only need one hand to uncoil the beast, but even then it falls below the level of the rim of the bowl. And no, I don't have extremely short legs!

Well i wasn't going to say it but i can't sit down to pee as mine touches the water below!

 

[Keith Oates]

If men have to sit to urinate then trousers can be made without fly's and so no zipper to catch on the Willie. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[slowmotion]

Have any of you gents been for a pee after a freezing cold ride and found that your shriveled weenie sprays pee anywhere but down the bog?

Pass.....

 

[vernon]

Well i wasn't going to say it but i can't sit down to pee as mine touches the water below!

I wish mine was as small as yours.

 

[slowmotion]

If men have to sit to urinate then trousers can be made without fly's and so no zipper to catch on the Willie. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've done that a couple of times in my life. I think I would have preferred a double wisdom tooth extraction without the benefit of anaesthesia. The zip was in my boots by the way.....

34" inside leg, BTW

 

[vernon]

I've done that a couple of times in my life. I think I would have preferred a double wisdom tooth extraction without the benefit of anaesthesia. The zip was in my boots by the way.....

I did exactly the same thing once - when I was wearing stilts.

 

[slowmotion]

They borrowed mine to re-fuel military aircraft......and that was in cold weather over the North Pole....

 

[vernon]

Remember Simon Snorkels? I was the prototype. My flow rate and elevation is still unsurpassed.

 

[slowmotion]

Any figures for ground level to maximum altitude?