Taking the piss. You just can't be too careful this days.

I always sit
 
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I'm a Sitzpinkler sometimes, but hey, I'm wild and reckless sometimes and mix it up a bit. Hopefully not with expensive marble floors.
BTW, I love the traffic lights!
 

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Serves the landlord right for having a marble floor in the bog, that can be damaged by uric acid. Same as people who have carpets round the lavvy bowl.
People use these places for the purposes they were intended. Live with it.
And don't start me on people who carpet their house with light coloured carpets and then insist on everyone removing their shoes before being allowed in :cursing:.
 
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Have any of you gents been for a pee after a freezing cold ride and found that your shriveled weenie sprays pee anywhere but down the bog?:blush: :laugh:
Pass.....
 
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If men have to sit to urinate then trousers can be made without fly's and so no zipper to catch on the Willie. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've done that a couple of times in my life. I think I would have preferred a double wisdom tooth extraction without the benefit of anaesthesia. The zip was in my boots by the way.....:whistle:

34" inside leg, BTW:dance:
 
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