Talk Like a Pirate

[Wolf04]

It be today!
Avast ye scurvy dogs, today be talk like a pirate day. Have some grog and keelhaul a landlubber.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shiver me timbers!!!
Tie that lilly-livered scallywag to the yard arm and give 'im a taste o' the cat-o-nine-tails.
Grog all round fer me ship mates - aaaaaa-harrrr

Is that ok old sport?

 

[Archie_tect]

Pieces of eight....pieces of eight....pieces of eight...pieces of eight...
...and someone shoot that parrot fergawd's sake.

 

[Globalti]

Hello ship owner... your infidel scum crew will die unless you deliver one miilion dollars to our compound in Mogadishu by sunset. We have taken command of your vessel... yes, we walked on board without resistance while your sailors were all high on qat...."

 

[Archie_tect]

Hello ship owner... your infidel scum crew will die unless you deliver one miilion dollars to our compound in Mogadishu by sunset. We have taken command of your vessel... yes, we walked on board without resistance while your sailors were all high on qat...."

Didn't know you spoke fluent Somalian RR!

 

[TheDoctor]

Yaaarrrrr!!!!!!!
Avast behind! (said he, looking in the mirror )

 

[Cubist]

Err, sorry, um, not very good at this, err will "pieces of eight" do? Sorry

 

[accountantpete]

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Yarrr, the Black spot Yarrrrr, yer fate is sealed Yarrrr etc etc.

 

[Globalti]

Didn't know you spoke fluent Somalian RR!

Ahlan Wasalan!

 

[XmisterIS]

Hot diggity dayum! I ain't no cotton-pickin' varmint pirate, y'all!

 

[Fnaar]

Pieces of four! Pieces of four! (what with the economic downturn, and all that...)

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Ahlan Wasalan!

That's actually Arabic meaning 'Welcome', the Somali equivalent would be 'Soo Dhawoow'

Back to the original topic

Why can Long John Silver never find a headache tablet when he needs one? Because his parrots eat 'em all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Pssst, here, mate, want some DVDs, top quality, honest Guv, only 3 for a tenner...

 

[Wolf04]

Pssst, here, mate, want some DVDs, top quality, honest Guv, only 3 for a tenner...

Yaaar it be the Pirates of the Carribean trilogy then.