walking home pissed the other night i passed an indian takeaway,& thought to myself,If i phoned & ordered a delivery i could wait outside & get a lift home from the delivery driver!!! Well he would be going to my house anyway & i could have showed him the way!!!
Last year, me and some mates went for a curry, and when we ordered 2 taxi's going in opposite directions, we could only get one, so the manager said, don't worry, the delivery boy is going in that direction go with him. superb