Tea? (Part 1)

[tdr1nka]

Someone has been on the rampage in the tea room!
And they left the box of dubious magazines. Wierdos.

*Little do they know I'm on to them......they ain't real Chocolate Hob Nobs, they have been laced with chocolate flavoured laxative for when the womble in the tea cupboard gets eggbound!*

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Someone has been on the rampage in the tea room!
And they left the box of dubious magazines. Wierdos.

*Little do they know I'm on to them......they ain't real Chocolate Hob Nobs, they have been laced with chocolate flavoured laxative for when the womble in the tea cupboard gets eggbound!*

Removes rude comment, not aimed at you... Did you see it?

 

[andylaw79]

Someone has been on the rampage in the tea room!
And they left the box of dubious magazines. Wierdos.

The magazines were guarded by a dubious amount of discarded tissue so I left well alone

 

[tdr1nka]

I missed that!

LOTTP, why does your last post read like a cryptic crossword question?

The magazines were guarded by a dubious amount of discarded tissue so I left well alone

Probably best for all concerned.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I made a comment about how I had added Viagra to the Hob Nobs and what with your laxative 'they' wouldn't know if they where coming or going.

 

[Speicher]

:?:

What has been going on in here this afternoon, this puts the doughnut debarcle firmly in the shade.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Err.... Nothing much, Speicher. Just a Viking invasion

 

[Dayvo]

Any fair maidens amongst their number?

 

[andylaw79]

Any fair maidens amongst their number?

No just a hairy-arsed bloke from Blackpool that broke the kettle, stole the hob nobs and left the fridge door ajar

 

[Speicher]

Was he has he got a bronze helmet?

 

[Aperitif]

This invasion really takes the biscuit...

 

[Landslide]

Crumbs! What a mess!

 

[Speicher]

Scaring them away must have a piece of cake.

 

[tdr1nka]

They took the cat brain cake!

 

[Aperitif]

Not...the....one....made......of...............marmalade?