Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Even from this distance, Your Lordship, I can see another .. wait ..is it two or three bicycles in your garage, and a unicycle, and a ice cream bicycle sales cart conveyance.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Thank goodness you didn't notice the tandam-trike The super douper one with.... Ooops! No I hadn't better...

 

[spandex]

I feel very tired, so moff to beddy byes.

Spandex, I will try to resist eating the rest of the Choc Egg, and save some for you.

Arr thank you

 

[Speicher]

Thank goodness you didn't notice the tandam-trike The super douper one with.... Ooops! No I hadn't better...

Is there something wrong with my binoculars?

* turns them round the other way *

 

[Arch]

Hello all! Just having a breather while Oli has a nap, but I had to share this with you. He has a vocab of about 50 words, and guess what one of them is?

Teapot!

I gather the youngsters having been causing unrest. I am now well practised in bribery/restraint, so I'll sort them out when I get back. Do you think it will help if I promise we'll go and look at the choo choo if they put their coats on?

 

[TheDoctor]

He needs to learn 'Biskit!' too...

 

[Speicher]

In the local paper today, some people have had their portrait done, ...........by an elephant. I will try and find the link.

 

[tdr1nka]

A friend of mine, when he was about 2 years old, became entranced by display of hundres of teapots in the window of John Lewis's in Welwyn Garden City.

So taken with this vista that he had to be carried away, against his will, all the while he reached back screaming, 'DEEPOT, DEEPOT, DEEPOT, DEEPOT, DEEPOT, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOT!'.

 

[Dayvo]

A friend's son, when the son was a toddler, was told by his mum to say 'pardon' when he farted instead of just laughing!

He was running around the supermarket shouting 'pardon pardon pardon pardon pardon pardon etc . . . '

 

[Aperitif]

In the local paper today, some people have had their portrait done, ...........by an elephant. I will try and find the link.

I've seen paintings like that - always portraits though, because a full-length figure is always trunkated.

 

[Speicher]

Wait till Arch finds out you think elephants have poor traits.

 

[TheDoctor]

Mornings!
Kettle's on, doughnuts over there ->
*points*

 

[Landslide]

*Looks in appropriate direction*
*Scoffs*

Mornings!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Cheers Doctor. A infusion of tannin, caffeine and free radicals is just what I need. Oh, oh, oh - I passed my MTB Trail Leaders course as well

 

[Landslide]

Wotcha AFS! Good weekend then. Did the weather improve?