Tea? (Part 1)

[Aint Skeered]

Shinamo, mate, it's strictly tea and titilation on here ok

 

[TheDoctor]

i have a terrible feeling , that the good old British Isles is about to get a terrorist assault , it has been quiet .

I really hope not. What, and spoil the general good humour? We'll be fine. If a terrorist crops up here, I'll give them some tea and biskits, Waffles, Arch and Speichy can charm them and if that doesn't work we'll, oh I dunno, send them to Soapbox. Problem solved. A bit harsh on the terrorist, exposing them to simoncc and all that rough lot, but hey.

 

[Speicher]

Shinamo, mate, it's strictly tea and titilation on here ok

and bacon butties, and teacakes, and homemade shortbread, and biskits and .... munch comfp scompf ... time for lunch.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher! Guten tag and all that. Let me get you a brew.
How's things?

 

[shinamo]

this isn't titilation , mate , honest . believe you me .And all those visiting people to Chorley which once gained a reputation for Mafia hit men . (true) . God , cycle chat takes on a new dimension . o.k. who's female ? Sie sind Deutsch as in Speicher , derelict docklands and Turkish distributors of carpets .

 

[wafflycat]

I really hope not. What, and spoil the general good humour? We'll be fine. If a terrorist crops up here, I'll give them some tea and biskits, Waffles, Arch and Speichy can charm them and if that doesn't work we'll, oh I dunno, send them to Soapbox. Problem solved. A bit harsh on the terrorist, exposing them to simoncc and all that rough lot, but hey.

They had some images of newly-convicted terrorist-wannabees on the news the other day. I swear those beards were fake ones from a joke shop. What were they intending to do? Make us laugh oursleves to death? They just looked *seriously stupid*

Tea, please? Anyone got any flapjacks?

 

[shinamo]

they do look a joke , not as good as the father christmas ones " come here and sit on my knee , and i'll give you a present . " my cuppa is brewing .

 

[Speicher]

Speicher! Guten tag and all that. Let me get you a brew.
How's things?

Yes, tea please. I have had to resort to taking some painkillers, and guess what, I now have an absolute corker of a headache.

 

[Arch]

No idea, I'm afraid. Our branch of Lidl closed when Aldi opened up.
We're dead classy in St Evanage. Innit.

Pity, it's so nearly an anagram, then they could just swap the letters round on the building...

Just stopped for a quick bite to eat. Leftover spag bol from last night. Quite nice cold, but never quite enough....

Talking of fire alarms etc, when I worked at Iceland our alarm went off once so we staff had to go round the shop floor asking people to leave their trolleys and make their way outside. One chap said "Oh, yes, sure!" and started to go, and I had to stop him and suggest that while he should leave the trolley, it would be useful to take the toddler sitting in the seat...

 

[TheDoctor]

Pity, it's so nearly an anagram, then they could just swap the letters round on the building...

It's a different building (which you wouldn't know) but a good plan other than that.

Just stopped for a quick bite to eat. Leftover spag bol from last night. Quite nice cold, but never quite enough....

Cold spag bol? Yech. I've got a wholemeat cottage roll - you know, the sort with like a little roll stuck to the top of a big'un? 'Sgood
*scronf scronf*

Talking of fire alarms etc, when I worked at Iceland our alarm went off once so we staff had to go round the shop floor asking people to leave their trolleys and make their way outside. One chap said "Oh, yes, sure!" and started to go, and I had to stop him and suggest that while he should leave the trolley, it would be useful to take the toddler sitting in the seat...

They do that all the time in Boots. That's how they get the babies for the home delivery service. Honestly, Arch, don't you know anything?

 

[TheDoctor]

Yes, tea please. I have had to resort to taking some painkillers, and guess what, I now have an absolute corker of a headache.

*Teas Speicher up, offers biskits*

Not good. I had a bit of a one earlier, so I took some ibuprofens. Nada. Not a damn thing. Then I had to go to the postbox (honestly people, it's a tough job I have here) and the fresh air has largely done the trick. The almond blossom's out here. At least, that's what I think is it. Little pale pink flowers on trees about 15 feet high.

 

[shinamo]

zu trunken Speicher ? , too drunk ? that has resulted in headache ?

 

[Arch]

It's a different building (which you wouldn't know) but a good plan other than that.

ho hum....

Cold spag bol? Yech. I've got a wholemeat cottage roll - you know, the sort with like a little roll stuck to the top of a big'un? 'Sgood
*scronf scronf*

Think of it as a beef and tomato pasta salad... Sounds a lot better.

They do that all the time in Boots. That's how they get the babies for the home delivery service. Honestly, Arch, don't you know anything?

*hangs head in shame*
no obviously not....

But hey! I'm going to be on the Radio York Breakfast Show on Monday morning, talking about my Helmetcam, unless a big story breaks in the meantime. Wooo Bigtime!

Anyway, better dash off now. Got to go and have a quick word with a chap downstairs about a possible job opportunity....

 

[TheDoctor]

Anyway, better dash off now. Got to go and have a quick word with a chap downstairs about a possible job opportunity....

Best of luck

 

[Arch]

Best of luck

Well, that was quick... he given me the bumf I need to get an application in. So that's a weekend of working out the best way to rephrase my CV to maximum effect.

Right, back to work....