Tea? (Part 1)

[tdr1nka]

Off to land o' nod too, back to the school run tomorrow, weather permitting. Blerghle.

TTFN
Tx

 

[Keith Oates]

Seems to be all quiet so I'll put up my feet and have a cuppa in peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

Blerghle. Morning!
Ms tdr1nka's tonsils have subsided but she is still coughing, washed out and not the usual demolition squad of a kid as is the norm.
I'm going to keep her off school today, cuddle up nice and warm and watch kids films!

Tea anyone?

 

[Renard]

So, let me summarise? you have not the foggiest clue about the difference between an elephant and a letter box.

I shan't be asking you to post a letter for me then.

 

[Keith Oates]

You could train an elephant to post a letter but you couldn't train a letterbox to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

So the proposed calfnapping from Whipsnade was'nt an elephant joke?

Not at all. The look on Arch's face as an elephant trashes her flat! Makes me go all gooey just thinking about it...

Have fun givin up the old job the elbow M8.
Do forgive my comment and any possibly libidious atmospheres I may have embued upon the situation. Heh heh heh

Heh-heh. If only...

 

[TheDoctor]

Anyhow. Kettle's on, and I have a massive box of assorted biskits.
Anyone who eats all the Jammie Dodgers gets viciously assaulted with a 52t 130PCD chainring, which I just happen to have available.

 

[Landslide]

Morning!

Ooh, Jammie Dodgers!

*Picks up entire plate*
*Notices The Doctor*

Umm, is that 1/8" or 3/32"?

*Replaces plate of biccies and takes just the one*

Is that the kettle I hear whistling?

 

[Speicher]

Discustard creams please, and a cuppa.

First physio later .
Would anyone like to look after my pussy cat today. He does not like the strong winds and he does not like the person working outside in the garden. So he does not know where to put himself. Where can I transmogrify him to?

 

[Speicher]

Please find me a pea green boat

 

[Landslide]

Would anyone like to look after my cat today.

*Now, what would The Doctor say?...*

If your Mogs can sail his boat up to Sheffield, he can sit on my desk and I'll keep him well stocked on hot chocolate...

 

[TheDoctor]

Discustard creams please, and a cuppa.

First physio later .
Would anyone like to look after my pussy cat today. He does not like the strong winds and he does not like the person working outside in the garden. So he does not know where to put himself. Where can I transmogrify him to?

I'll attend to your pussy if you'd like me to, Speicher.

I have no end of soft foamy packing material, a warm place over by the servers, and some pate in the fridge. Cats like liver pate, I expect.

I can't offer a pea green boat, as Hatfield is short of substantial bodies of water. If I empty my pockets, I can provide plenty of loose change, and a fiver to wrap around it.

Tea and biskits for you then?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Takes a cup of tea and two biskits with thanks to The Doctor. Sits down, dunks first biskit, eats dunked part, sups tea and then says... *

Hello every one

 

[TheDoctor]

Morning!

Ooh, Jammie Dodgers!

*Picks up entire plate*
*Notices The Doctor*

Umm, is that 1/8" or 3/32"?

*Replaces plate of biccies and takes just the one*

Is that the kettle I hear whistling?

*Teas up Landers*

It's a 3/32. Steel, 8 speed and from a Sora chainset. I replaced all the steel rings with littler alloy ones.

And hello to His Lordship

 

[Speicher]

The owl and the pussycat would be travelling together. They would like some honey as well as the money, thank you, which you can wrap up in the five pound note.

They would also like quince, and slices of mince (as well as liver pate) thankyou, and would eat it with a runcible spoon.

yes, tea please, thank you kindly