Tea? (Part 1)

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands slowgrind a cuppa tea *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I moved the plug sockets as well

 

[Slowgrind]

Now there you`ve been a very naughty boy, unless you are qualified?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[mondobongo]

Why would you need a hammer for laminate flooring.

1. To hit the puller tool

2. To hit the block tool to get all joints nice and tight.

 

[mickle]

Is it a hardwood floor you are laying then? Laminate flooring doesnt need hitting.

 

[mondobongo]

Its laminate the tools come in fitting kit helps as you lay each row to tap along just to get all the joints nice and tight. The pulling tool helps if you want to move an entire row slightly to keep your space even.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands out freshly brewed P G Tips, loose leaf, tea *

 

[papercorn2000]

Ooh, thanks. Someone in work has brought in a bag of scones for morning break - but no butter!

 

[Speicher]

I wondered why it was so quiet here over the weekend. LOTP are you feeling better now, Hope someone brought you cups of tea to your liking, do you have TLC in your house or TLT? and are you up to date with all your paperwork?

I have a dilemna now, it seems I can be in two Time Frames at once, but not two places at once. I have an unopened packet of Anchor Spreadable butter, but Papercorns scones are at his place of work, not here. Can you please arrange a conglomeration of Papercorn, his scones, and my butter, and me? I had better also bring one of those posh sweepy up the table thingies, or has someone got a old mouse?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I wondered why it was so quiet here over the weekend. LOTP are you feeling better now, Hope someone brought you cups of tea to your liking, do you have TLC in your house or TLT? and are you up to date with all your paperwork?

I have a dilemna now, it seems I can be in two Time Frames at once, but not two places at once. I have an unopened packet of Anchor Spreadable butter, but Papercorns scones are at his place of work, not here. Can you please arrange a conglomeration of Papercorn, his scones, and my butter, and me? I had better also bring one of those posh sweepy up the table thingies, or has someone got a old mouse?

A lot better now thank you, Speicher.

Yes, Sally, my lovely wife kept me toped up with tea all day.

Both

No, not yet...

I'll see what I can arrange

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[topcat1]

Hello Mr Teapot do you have any Twinings English Breakfast?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Hello topcat.

* Hands topcat a welcoming cup of Twinings English Breakfast and a plate full of assorted dunkable biskits, with a few slices of sallys' home made cake *

 

[topcat1]

Nice and hot thankyou!