Tea? (Part 1)
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domtyler said:In that case, you could always make like a broken tea bag and leave!
You shouldn't strain yourself with 'jokes' like that, dom!
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Tea bags are not used, ever!
Only the best loose leaf tea.
Only the best loose leaf tea.
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Lord of the Teapot come in, sit down, here's your tea. Go and tell Alecsillydodah what you really think of him. Some of the younger members on other freds on this forum are extremely rude. Imagine trying to upset you in that way. You've had a busy day, and now you are all discombobulated and in need of TLC.
You have had a nasty shock, have you got plentea of tippex?
Go and tell Alecsillydodah what you really think of him. Some of the younger members on other freds on this forum are extremely rude. Imagine trying to upset you in that way. You've had a busy day, and now you are all discombobulated and in need of TLC. You have had a nasty shock, have you got plentea of tippex?
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* Takes a cup of tea from Speicher with thanks *
* Sits down and sups tea *
Aaaah much better now, thank you, Speicher
* Sits down and sups tea *
Aaaah much better now, thank you, Speicher
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Speicher said:Lord of the Teapot come in, sit down, here's your tea.
You have had a nasty shock, have you got plentea of tippex?
It's been 'sorted'.
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I left a curse...
Well I'm glad we've got that sorted, at any rate. Lord Of The Teapot, you and I have things in common! Tea bags! (*cough*) (*splutter*) (*gag*) .... that'd be like putting up plastic flowers at Chelsea Flower Show .... that'd be like entering a pantomime horse for the Derby ... that'd be like (*retch*)...Lord of the Teapot said:Tea bags are not used, ever!
Only the best loose leaf tea.
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Time to go...
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On Tuesday mornings in December I will be at the local Library. If you can guess what I was doing there 
you are welcome to join me next Tuesday for a cuppa and a biskit, just don't eat all the creamy ones!
The first thing I had to do this morning is to persuade the two Fathers Christmas to get up off the floor where they had been all night, and escort them outside. They were a bit wobbley on their feet and needed some assistance to balance. I got them to stand near a wall, so that if they fell over they would not block the pavement.
Later on people came in asking for, amongst other things, reindeer, cats, helicopters and penquins. I found the reindeer and penquins, but not the cats, or the helicopters. I could also have found lifeboats, if anyone had wanted them.
you are welcome to join me next Tuesday for a cuppa and a biskit, just don't eat all the creamy ones!The first thing I had to do this morning is to persuade the two Fathers Christmas to get up off the floor where they had been all night, and escort them outside. They were a bit wobbley on their feet and needed some assistance to balance. I got them to stand near a wall, so that if they fell over they would not block the pavement.
Later on people came in asking for, amongst other things, reindeer, cats, helicopters and penquins. I found the reindeer and penquins, but not the cats, or the helicopters. I could also have found lifeboats, if anyone had wanted them.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
This fred has a very far reaching influence. On "Spooks" this evening (BBC1) someone said that Adam, the good-looking spy, had gone out for tea and biskits. I just hope he visits us here when he has got them.
Please let me know if you see him.
, had gone out for tea and biskits. I just hope he visits us here when he has got them.Please let me know if you see him.
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I will have to try very hard to be a normalised person. I fear I am scarising peeps away. LOTP I need your urgent help. Jacomus R G has started his own "splinter" thread about your favourite beverage. He is trying to Fox ('s biscuit) us by the nomenclature of "don't you just hate it when?"
I am sure you could think of a suitable riposte, or get your protection squad to sort it. On this occasion, however, I don't think that "tut" will be quite strong enough. You may have an aversion to strong language, what about "fiddlesticks" (one of my favourites).
I think it is an imperativitea that his thread gets moved, will you inform the moderators. I will stay here, put the kettle on and wait for your return.
Please note I am going out later this morning, got to go and do my environmental thingy at the Pump House.
He is trying to Fox ('s biscuit) us by the nomenclature of "don't you just hate it when?"I am sure you could think of a suitable riposte, or get your protection squad to sort it.
On this occasion, however, I don't think that "tut" will be quite strong enough. You may have an aversion to strong language, what about "fiddlesticks" (one of my favourites).I think it is an imperativitea that his thread gets moved, will you inform the moderators. I will stay here, put the kettle on and wait for your return.
Please note I am going out later this morning, got to go and do my environmental thingy at the Pump House.
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Speicher said:I will have to try very hard to be a normalised person. I fear I am scarising peeps away. LOTP I need your urgent help. Jacomus R G has started his own "splinter" thread about your favourite beverage.
I am sure you could think of a suitable riposte, or get your protection squad to sort it.
I think it is an imperativitea that his thread gets moved, will you inform the moderators. I will stay here, put the kettle on and wait for your return.
Please note I am going out later this morning, got to go and do my environmental thingy at the Pump House.[/quote]
Your superly fine as you are, Speicher. No need for normalisation
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I can also do tea-leaf reading
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