wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
Nasty cough there LOTT! Would you like me to rub your chest with Vic?
wafflycat said:Nasty cough there LOTT! Would you like me to rub your chest with Vic?
cookiemonster said:Waffles.
You have a lovely arse as the Doc will concur.
Go on go on go on go on go on, have one.
Night Train said:When being dragged back and forth bethween shops in the Trafford Centre by girls looking for 'that one thing in particular' how do you tell them that at 9 and 14, they can't go and have a look in Ann Summers in case they have ear rings with stars on when they are convinced that they saw some there as we scuttled past?
I am both a broke man and a broken man.
Added to which, having taken them to the swimming pool, someone was sick in the water shortening their daily excercise.
I need tea in vast quantities.
I've already had the chat about why I would not let them buy Playboy stuff or for the 9 yo to buy stilletto heels in the shoe shop!wafflycat said:There's an Ann Summers in Naarch Chapelfield. Went in there for a laugh. I was *shocked* to see women taking kids of various ages in there.