Helloooo? Where is everyone? I thought I would pop in for a cuppa, and the place is deserted. Is there something I should know. OOOOhhhh lots of biscuits, and no one around to see how many I eat. OOOhhh custard creams, Huntley and Palmers no less, yummy (scompf, scompf). Still no one around, oh time to see if Lotpt has a collection of Teapots - thatched cottage? piano?
I can see some left over fruit cake, but no ends bits. Still no one around. Perhaps I will go home any see if there is anything good on the tv. I'll pop in early tomorrow and make lots of noise - that should wake them up.
(switches off the lights and goes home).