Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Yesterday, we went to an Arboretum. Lovely colours on trees. It was warm enough to sit outside at the cafe. The influence of this fred is too powerful. When I ordered my banana and toffee cake, I also asked for Tea. There was no co**ee and walnut cake. Anyway, I digress, why can't tea shops make Tea????. They only used one teabag in a pot for two. There was a jug of hot water, but an insuffienty of tea bags.
Would it be wise protocol to ask for two teab*gs. If you are so enamoured of tea, would you kindly share your expertease with me?
Thank you so much your Lordiness. Could you make weak tea outlord?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Yesterday, we went to an Arboretum. Lovely colours on trees. It was warm enough to sit outside at the cafe. The influence of this fred is too powerful. When I ordered my banana and toffee cake, I also asked for Tea. There was no co**ee and walnut cake. Anyway, I digress, why can't tea shops make Tea????. They only used one teabag in a pot for two. There was a jug of hot water, but an insuffienty of tea bags.
Would it be wise protocol to ask for two teab*gs. If you are so enamoured of tea, would you kindly share your expertease with me?Thank you so much your Lordiness. Could you make weak tea outlord?

Oft we have had need of the club T bag on club runs when the pot supplied by the cafe has been a tad too small and more water has been requested. Said T bag is getting a bit worn now. Time to ask our treasurer for the cash for a new one methinks.............

 

[Chuffy]

Just had a cup of lemon and ginger tea with honey. I've got a box of Lancashire tea that I'm quite keen to try but the Yorkshire tea has to be finished first.
...and that brings up the 500th post on this thread.

 

[Speicher]

LOTP I have brought you an unopened large bag of broken biskits. Quick cup of tea, then I will leave before tempted to scoff the lot again.

Chuffy if I had known you were here so late last night, I would have joined you for a cup of tea before going to bed.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

LOTP I have brought you an unopened large bag of broken biskits. Quick cup of tea, then I will leave before tempted to scoff the lot again.

Chuffy if I had known you were here so late last night, I would have joined you for a cup of tea before going to bed.

Thank you Speicher.


* hands you a cuppa tea and cake *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Yesterday, we went to an Arboretum. Lovely colours on trees. It was warm enough to sit outside at the cafe. The influence of this fred is too powerful. When I ordered my banana and toffee cake, I also asked for Tea. There was no co**ee and walnut cake. Anyway, I digress, why can't tea shops make Tea????. They only used one teabag in a pot for two. There was a jug of hot water, but an insuffienty of tea bags.
Would it be wise protocol to ask for two teab*gs. If you are so enamoured of tea, would you kindly share your expertease with me?
Thank you so much your Lordiness. Could you make weak tea outlord?

Weak tea and teabags should be illigal. If you could supply me with contact details for this shameful so called tea serving establishment I will get incontact with some advice.

 

[laurence]

can someone please make me some cheese on toast (with mustard) and a mug of coffee? i'm too lazy/depressed to go and do it.

ta muchly
L

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

can someone please make me some cheese on toast (with mustard) and a mug of TIPPEXED? i'm too lazy/depressed to go and do it.

ta muchly
L

* Grabs the Tippex and removes offending word *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands Laurence a cup of non tea type drink (Co***e) *

 

[laurence]

cheers mister.

where's me cheese on toast?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Bread in the bread bin, over there *points>>>>*
Cheese over there *points>>>>>>>*
Grill there *Points<<<<<*

Help yourself

 

[laurence]

terrible service in here

 

[domtyler]

Any chance of a quick coffee tea to go please? I am in a real rush, very busy indeed today.

 

[domtyler]

Yesterday, we went to an Arboretum. Lovely colours on trees. It was warm enough to sit outside at the cafe. The influence of this fred is too powerful. When I ordered my banana and toffee cake, I also asked for Tea. There was no co**ee and walnut cake. Anyway, I digress, why can't tea shops make Tea????. They only used one teabag in a pot for two. There was a jug of hot water, but an insuffienty of tea bags.
Would it be wise protocol to ask for two teab*gs. If you are so enamoured of tea, would you kindly share your expertease with me?
Thank you so much your Lordiness. Could you make weak tea outlord?

Simple solution, smash the tea pot, hard, over the head of the person who committed this abomination. If the pot has smashed and the person is still standing, shove the shards into the persons eyes. This will help to ensure that you are not treated in such a despicable manner any more.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Any chance of a quick coffee tea to go please? I am in a real rush, very busy indeed today.

* Hands Domtyler a cuppa to take away *