Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Brought cakes with me - pecan plaits, cream donuts, bakewell tarts, apple turnovers, banoffee pies, chelsea buns, flapjacks and double choc muffins, I hope I have not forgotten anyone's favourite. I don't think I should eat them all myself, or should I?

*Kettle is on, feet are up on sofa, (shoes off).*

 

[Chuffy]

Did you find a wardrobe Speicher?
We've got cakes here, it being the bosses birthday. Sadly no cream dognuts, so I'll have one of yours and a sneaky cup of that roasty bean stuff.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Did you find a wardrobe Speicher?
We've got cakes here, it being the bosses birthday. Sadly no cream dognuts, so I'll have one of yours and a sneaky cup of that roasty bean stuff.

is that this thread's equivalent of not saying voldermort unless you're harry potter?

 

[Chuffy]

is that this thread's equivalent of not saying voldermort unless you're harry potter?

I believe Speicher glares at you over her 50's style pointy glasses and LoTP blackballs you.

Which some might not enjoy.

 

[Speicher]

Did you find a wardrobe Speicher?
We've got cakes here, it being the bosses birthday. Sadly no cream dognuts, so I'll have one of yours and a sneaky cup of that roasty bean stuff.

I have not tried cream dognuts, do they make your throat feel quite wuff after eating them?

Yes, I found a wonderful wardrobe thank you. Lovely shape and colour that would blend in excellently with the existing furniture. Unfortunately it excellentedlyness is reflected in the price. Its a very sensible shop, the sale price is only fractionnally lower than Normal prices, so I can think about it and do all the necessary measuring etc, and cogitatiing.

Also purchased the following: One fox and one baker , also lots of new socks and two very nearly new fleecey "jumpers", and a pair of gloves all for the appeal put out by the local Shelter for the Homeless. And various interesting (to me) but boring to others, books from Oxfam.
(including the "Easy Glycaemic Index" (diet) book )

 

[Chuffy]

Ah. Wardrobes <twitch, shudder>.
We are on the look out for similar but have one fine example, currently sitting in our living room, which won't go up the stairs. It will have go back onto E-Bay while we search for one a bit smaller.

 

[Arch]

Ah. Wardrobes <twitch, shudder>.
We are on the look out for similar but have one fine example, currently sitting in our living room, which won't go up the stairs. It will have go back onto E-Bay while we search for one a bit smaller.

Nah, just remove some tiles and have it winched in through the roof by helicopter...

 

[Speicher]

Ah. Wardrobes <twitch, shudder>.
We are on the look out for similar but have one fine example, currently sitting in our living room, which won't go up the stairs. It will have go back onto E-Bay while we search for one a bit smaller.

I think the twitch, shudder is from eating those dog nuts

 

[Aperitif]

Originally Posted by Chuffy
Did you find a wardrobe Speicher?
We've got cakes here, it being the bosses birthday. Sadly no cream dognuts, so I'll have one of yours and a sneaky cup of that roasty bean stuff.

HMSpeicher...I have not tried cream dognuts, do they make your throat feel quite wuff after eating them?

boxer dognuts never did no one no 'arm...

 

[Speicher]

It is of particularised interest to note that I can mention the procurement of a Fox and a Baker (or is he a greengrocer) and no-one makes any comment.
Do you think that is normal behaviour?

Perhaps Arch would like to see my Greengrocer.

 

[Fiona N]

...Sadly no cream dognuts... .

Maybe as well, they don't sound very appetising

 

[Brock]

Maybe as well, they don't sound very appetising

You haven't tried them? Ohhh delicious! I particularly favour dachshund dangler flavour.

 

[tdr1nka]

Dognuts are for licking not just Christmas.

I'll have cream Doughnut please, if theres one still going?

T x

 

[Aperitif]

Maybe as well, they don't sound very appetising

Big hello to Fiona N from the krispy kremey dognuts hanging around in the café - I'm sure...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands out tea and toast *