Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

Washing curtains?
Yes, I know I'm a bloke and all that, but the notion of washing curtains appalls me. That's an every-decade-if-they-need-it-or-not job.
*shudders*
*pointedly changes subject*

On a ride over the weekend I stopped at the garden center cafe and got a slice of the retro goodness that is Black Forest Gateau. Any Germans on the forum can perhaps advise if this does truly come from the Black Forest? Just needed a splosh more Kirsch.

 

[Blue]

I'm goind to try melting a mars bar to make a hot chocolate sauce............

Oh dear God! That's chocolatey!

Once, at a party during my youth, I stuck a mars bar down the back of the trousers of a guy who had fallen asleep. It melted, and he woke up to the thought that he has s... himself - oh how we laughed

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Chortle. Try garnishing lightly with Mars Bars and chocolate ice cream.

I'm back with the Mars bars and choc ice plus some Green and Black's 90% . But have you lot scoffed that cake already

 

[TheDoctor]

@ Blue
Hehehehe. That's stunningly mature!
*approves*

 

[Speicher]

Oh no, did not get here in time. Tea? thread was pushed on to page two.

* Rings for Arnold* it's getting a tad untidy in here, choccie crumbs, melted choc, and general messiitus. Arnold can I have your assistants please?

 

[TheDoctor]

And so the assembled elephant horde face the terror that is a woolly Dalek!

With a fine view of my coffee little table as well.

Evening Speicher. How's the back?

*scraped remnants of chocolate chaos into bin*

 

[Speicher]

My back is very gradually starting to improve. I managed a short trip out this afternoon. Pootled round the book section of the Charity shops, and found some books I had been looking for, also got some "farmhouse" proper type of bread (in the local deli) for toasting tomorrow, or making onion and cheese sarnies. She no longer sells my favourite crisps, Burts unsalted.. I will be trying the Apricot and Coriander sauce that she sells.

Strong tea please, no sugar. Thank you so much.

 

[Chuffy]

Once, at a party during my youth, I stuck a mars bar down the back of the trousers of a guy who had fallen asleep. It melted, and he woke up to the thought that he has s... himself - oh how we laughed

But did anyone say 'hey, Arnold, you've crapped yourself!' and then stick a finger in the mess and lick it?

MY ex once made a terrifyingly lifelike cat poo out of marzipan, food colouring and nuts. Our friend's brother was horrified when we picked it up from the rug and ate it in front of him....

 

[TheDoctor]

*tea coming up*

Must admit, I'm feeling a little down this evening. Nothing too bad, just missing a mate who's in NZ. I've had emails from her and nattered on Skype, but it's not the same, and I won't see her till May.
Hearing about Sheldon didn't help either. Yes, I know I'd never even met him, but he was one of us, and his enthusiasm for cycling was really infectious.
On the other hand, looks like the weather should be up to cycling to work tomorrow - first time this year. I need to get fitter before Mont Ventoux in May.

 

[Chuffy]

And so the assembled elephant horde face the terror that is a woolly Dalek!

MY mognoose against your Dalek. A slightly soft Mars Bar to the winner!

 

[TheDoctor]

But did anyone say 'hey, Arnold, you've crapped yourself!' and then stick a finger in the mess and lick it?

MY ex once made a terrifyingly lifelike cat poo out of marzipan, food colouring and nuts. Our friend's brother was horrified when we picked it up from the rug and ate it in front of him....

Chuffy, you're a sick, sick man. That is a work of genius.

 

[TheDoctor]

MY mognoose against your Dalek. A slightly soft Mars Bar to the winner!

A Dalek could take a mongoose no bother. I saw some mongeese mongooses a mongoose with a baby one in Barbados. They were excellently cute.

 

[TheDoctor]

My back is very gradually starting to improve.

Excellent!

I managed a short trip out this afternoon. Pootled round the book section of the Charity shops, and found some books I had been looking for, also got some "farmhouse" proper type of bread (in the local deli) for toasting tomorrow, or making onion and cheese sarnies. She no longer sells my favourite crisps, Burts unsalted.. I will be trying the Apricot and Coriander sauce that she sells.

Strong tea please, no sugar. Thank you so much.

It's always good digging round charity bookshops. Found a cookery and household management one from about a hundred years back. Some of the recipes sound disgusting.

 

[Chuffy]

A Dalek could take a mongoose no bother. I saw some mongeese mongooses a mongoose with a baby one in Barbados. They were excellently cute.

No way dude! A mognoose would be too fast and thin for a dalek to focus it's ray gun, especially if it stood end on. Then the plucky mustelid would nip through a gap in the intergalactic butt-plug's casing and nip the wizened walnut lurking inside to within an inch of it's horrid life. Mmmmm, daleks. Crunchy on the outside.

 

[Chuffy]

How the bloody hell has a thread about tea managed over 2,250 replies, 100s of pages, when the Girls inLycra bombed out after a few replies? Whats going on

Class, dignity and Speicher. Who I suspect of wearing tweed.