Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

How the bloody hell has a thread about tea managed over 2,250 replies, 100s of pages, when the Girls inLycra bombed out after a few replies? Whats going on

Read it and you'll find out!

We're just chilling, nattering about whatever comes to mind really. In that sense, the thread isn't about tea.
Do you like my Dalek?

*offers tea to Maggot, hands round toasted teacakes*

 

[TheDoctor]

No way dude! A mognoose would be too fast and thin for a dalek to focus it's ray gun, especially if it stood end on. Then the plucky mustelid would nip through a gap in the intergalactic butt-plug's casing and nip the wizened walnut lurking inside to within an inch of it's horrid life. Mmmmm, daleks. Crunchy on the outside.

Pffffft! Superb mental image there. Reminds me of the 'Gay Daleks' sketches on YouTube.

 

[TheDoctor]

Class, dignity and Speicher. Who I suspect of wearing tweed.

What are you trying to imply?

 

[Chuffy]

Pffffft! Superb mental image there. Reminds me of the 'Gay Daleks' sketches on YouTube.

White wee-wee!

 

[TheDoctor]

White wee-wee!

I feel violated. I'm going to have to boil myself etc.

Cheers Chuffy. I needed a laugh.

 

[Keith Oates]

Has anybody read Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, you will have a different opinion of a mongoose when you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

What are you trying to imply?

A certain....ladyness. Sort of Miss Marple, but more worldly. Especially when it comes to tugboat captains. Eccentric, with a hint of Margaret Rutherford. And a bike with a wicker front basket (oh please say it's true Spikes old girl). If 1066 And All That was human, it would be Speicher.

These are all Good Things by the way.

 

[Chuffy]

I feel violated. I'm going to have to boil myself etc.

Cheers Chuffy. I needed a laugh.

Cold shower for Mr Doctor please!

 

[col]

Any tea going chaps and chapesses?

 

[Keith Oates]

Any WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh bloody heck - the kettles been boiling away for ages!

*pot, tea, mugs,milk*

All on the table *clears Dalek and herd of ellyphants* but I'd give it a few minutes to brew.

 

[TheDoctor]

A certain....ladyness. Sort of Miss Marple, but more worldly. Especially when it comes to tugboat captains. Eccentric, with a hint of Margaret Rutherford. And a bike with a wicker front basket (oh please say it's true Spikes old girl). If 1066 And All That was human, it would be Speicher.

These are all Good Things by the way.

I have one of these. 1967 Raleigh, 3speed Dynohub and rod brakes. I keep meaning to take it out on a club run, just for a laugh. Maybe I'll go round the Bodensee on it this summer.

 

[Keith Oates]

Doctor, do you live here, bed and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Doctor, do you live here, bed and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well,I'm currently at home, and this morning I was at work. I dip in and out during the day, and then get on here (or not) in the evenings for a bit.

I could do with a chip buttie now!!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

Now you've got me started with the mouth dripping, will have to settle for the porridge this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!