Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

An accident that you hit her, or an accident you didn't actually break her toe?

An accident that I hit her. I was waving my arms about in triumph at winning, and the racquet slipped out of my grasp....


oooh, is that Battenburg? May I?

Now, who just bites in, and who peels off the marzipan and separates the squares to eat them...

 

[TheDoctor]

<Hides c***ee>

No!
*realises*
*whispers*
Don't even mention the c-word. We'll get thrown out.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Grabs the...

 

[Landslide]

Um, what I was referring to (obviously) was hiding my collection of Dick Van Dyke DVDs...

Chim-chimenee, Chim-chimenee, Chim-chim c***ee!

*do you think we got away with it?*

 

[TheDoctor]

An accident that I hit her. I was waving my arms about in triumph at winning, and the racquet slipped out of my grasp....


oooh, is that Battenburg? May I?

Now, who just bites in, and who peels off the marzipan and separates the squares to eat them...

sometimes one way, sometimes the other. I'm changeable like that.
I looked on amazon for that book. Handy hint - if you do an amazon search on 'backroom boys', the 6th book in the list...well, let's just say it's not about applied boffinry. I'll be doing my reputation no good at all.
*pointedly avoids shower, cold or otherwise*
The Dalek is now on my mantelpiece, dominating various things including a ceramic fish I got from Greece. I'm aware that this sounds as if my house is full of daft knick-knacks and wooden animals from around the world, but it's not that bad. Although I was very tempted by a small glass kangaroo in Sydney airport. It had a small pack of vegemite in its pouch.
Anyone heard from Speicher today?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

No!

But your impression of Dick Van Dyke is very good

* Thinks he should of added a quote *

 

[Landslide]

Cheers Guv'nor!

*washes up everyone's mugs by way of penance*

 

[TheDoctor]

Um, what I was referring to (obviously) was hiding my collection of Dick Van Dyke DVDs...

Chim-chimenee, Chim-chimenee, Chim-chim c***ee!

*do you think we got away with it?*

Actually, I think Steven Seagal could probably take LotTP in a fight anyway.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Pistols at dawn?

 

[Landslide]

If that's a challenge, I believe I have the choice of weapons...

Chocolate-chip muffins to the death!
(Or until one of us is too stuffed to move...)

 

[TheDoctor]

Sorry everyone - I've realised that I've posted twice recently along the lines of X could take Y in a fight (dalek vs mongoose was the last one). I'm now feeling uncomfortable about spoiling the bonhomie with 'Fight Club' type speculation.
*hands flowers out to those that want them*
*hands pate, cottage cheese with pineapple rolls to Arch*

edit - oh bloody heck - too late!

FIGHT!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

If that's a challenge, I believe I have the choice of weapons...

Chocolate-chip muffins to the death!
(Or until one of us is too stuffed to move...)

Ah AH! Fell into my trap... I can eat chocolate chip muffins for the olimp-pic team...

* Munch, munch, chomp... Dunk *

 

[Landslide]

On the upside, there should be plenty of muffins left over for non-combatants.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* munch, munch *

 

[Landslide]

523 muffins, 524 muffins...

*feels a bit bloated and reaches for towel...*