Tea? (Part 1)

[Dayvo]

Hello! Can't stop, just popping in to see who's here!
Too busy trying to arrange the logistics (cheap and minimum waiting time at bus stations and airports) for an interview in Oslo in a few weeks time!

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, that was quick... he given me the bumf I need to get an application in. So that's a weekend of working out the best way to rephrase my CV to maximum effect.

Right, back to work....

I'll help with that, if you like? I'll PM you my email address.
You may want to see if I get a result from Astrium before taking me up on that.

 

[trustysteed]

someone's birthday today so it's cakes in the kitchen!

*snaffles an apple turnover (well, it's one of my five-a-day fruit quota!) while making a cuppa and eyeing the rest of the snacks to see what's next.

 

[TheDoctor]

someone's birthday today so it's cakes in the kitchen!

*snaffles an apple turnover (well, it's one of my five-a-day fruit quota!) while making a cuppa and eyeing the rest of the snacks to see what's next.

*gets trampled in rush and emerges triumphant with eccles cake, minor bruises and abrasions*

 

[trustysteed]

honest, doc, it wasn't me kicking you as you jumped the queue!

 

[TheDoctor]

No worries!
A mild trampling is well worth it for an eccles cake.
Hell, I know people who'd pay for a trampling...

*sings*

"So go put on your cleats, and come and trample me!"

[/Tom Lehrer, Masochism Tango]

 

[trustysteed]

No worries!
Hell, I know people who'd pay for a trampling...

probably you! but who would you choose? Arch in her archaeological gumboots getting you all dirrty or waffly in her naughties getting you all, err, naughty?

 

[TheDoctor]

probably you! but who would you choose? Arch in her archaeological gumboots getting you all dirrty or waffly in her naughties getting you all, err, naughty?

Oh my god, what a choice to have to make....But how nice it would be to have the choice!
And if you look back through all the old posts, you'll see they've both got riding crops. Excuse me, I need to be alone for a moment.
[SOUND FX - cold shower running]
[/SOUND FX]

Oh, that's better. Tea?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Takes a cuppa tea with thanks to the Doctor *

 

[TheDoctor]

You're welcolme!

*takes LotTP aside for quiet word*

We've been trying not to wreck the place too much in your absence, but do let us know if you see anything untoward we may have missed. I think someone *cough* may have worn the shower out a bit...

*raises voice*
Can we have a vote of thanks to our host please? I give you...

Lord of the Teapot!

Yay!

 

[tdr1nka]

Greetings from windy Saltburn-By-The-Sea!

Thank you all for your words about the pics and yes Doc, that is Ms. tdr1nka & I on the tandem in the last one.

To get myself upto speed;

Great news about the Amur leopard, always room for more of those.

Pussy Rampage? I thought that was a system of planks so as cats that live on upper stories can access the garden below.

And in my humble opinion the only real terrorism to be found in the UK is from the media and the Government.

Tx

 

[TheDoctor]

hello mate *teas up Tdr1nka*

I thought it might be the sproglet on the tandem.Any word on her tonsils?
And let me know what train you're getting back - I'll try and be more obvious with the waving this time.

 

[Arch]

hello mate *teas up Tdr1nka*

I thought it might be the sproglet on the tandem.Any word on her tonsils?
And let me know what train you're getting back - I'll try and be more obvious with the waving this time.

You could get some Kenny Everett giant hands?

*visualises TheDoctor standing by railway wearing Kenny Everett giant hands, waving at trains*

Oh yes, you should SO get some of them!

This could start a Yutube craze - people waving at each other from trains and embankments. A bit jollier than Happy Slapping at any rate.

BTW, I remember we had a talk on railway safety at school, and they said, if waving at a train from a bridge, always use both arms, so the driver knows you're not hiding a brick behind the parapet to chuck... Although I gather in yacth... yaucht... boating, that's a signal of distress...

I'm a bit late, is there any cake left? I'm happy to mop up the crumbs with a licked finger if not...

 

[TheDoctor]

*passes tea and a specially-saved slice of carrot cake to Arch*

There you go. A large portion of veggies too.

Kenny Everett hands, eh? That's not a bad idea. The people at work would think I'd finally lost the plot entirely, which is maybe a good thing. They might suspend me on full pay...

*puts underpants (spare pair) on head, inserts pencils up nose, in Blackadder 4 stylee*

Wibble.

 

[Bad Company]

I hate tea got any coffee