Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

I do like a man that handles his chopper well, Speicher.

Well, I've never had any complaints!

*proudly shows huge erection of logs.*

 

[Keith Oates]

Well, I've never had any complaints!

*proudly shows huge erection of logs.*

Different to what I've heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

You told me you'd keep quiet about that.
Bitch!

Anyway, it's never happened before...

 

[Keith Oates]

Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, I try not to tell everyone.
Just Arch, Waffles, Speicher, tdrinka, Chuffy, LotTP, Landslide, Col, Bonj, and a few others, that's hardly anyone at all. Anyway, it was your fault.
It never happened with anyone else.

 

[Speicher]

Arch spoke recently of trying to find a teapot that we could all share. Today I found tea cups that we could all share. There were three of them, and each one was about 12 inches in diameter. If they are approx a semi sphere each, and therefore about 6 inches tall, how much tea does each cup hold, and how big would the tea pot from the same tea set be?

If three of us each carry a large rucksack, we could arrange to meet up with the tea cups, but who will volunteer to carry the tea pot. I think we may have to dispense with the milk jug and sugar bowl on this occasion.

The saucers would be very useful as they would make extra large plates for the display of assorted biskits, cakes and scones.

BTW there was a Mad Hatters' Tea Party in this town recently, but for some reason, I was not invited.

It was too late when I remembered that I had a twelve inch ruler with me, and also a camera on my phone, I should have taken a photo.

 

[TheDoctor]

Sorry, everyone. Lowering the tone.
Time I was in bed anyway. Nighty night.
Best of luck again with the new job, Chuffers.

 

[Speicher]

Sorry, everyone. Lowering the tone.
Time I was in bed anyway. Nighty night.
Best of luck again with the new job, Chuffers.

I think I must take part of the blame for lowering the tone.

 

[TheDoctor]

*not quite gone yet*
None of us would blame you for anything Speicher!
*hugs*

 

[Speicher]

yes, *hugs*

Good luck Chuffy with the new job.

Good night everyone

 

[tdr1nka]

*tdr1nka bursts in, thread right. Full 'one man band' instrumentation, guitar, harmonica, big bass drum on back(operated by a string from left heel), cymbles on knees and blasting a rousing chorus of the 'The Colonel Bogey March'. Exits thread left, melodic strains slowly dissapearing in the winds.*

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Your personal teapot? Or your personal, erm, person?

The person that is me, myself and I.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I've seen the ads, perhaps you can answer a question for me. What colour is all the writing on the guy's face? It looks black, which make me think a bit of the old black and white minstrels and stuff, and I wondered if that was a bit near the knuckle. But on a B/W tv, it could be any dark colour...

Hmm. Set the video. Yes, I could. If I had a video... I'll ask them if it's going to be on the website. Maybe they'll be able to give me a disc with it on.

This is of course subject to me not being bumped for a more exciting story about some kittens or something...

The writing is in black.

The DVD of the edited screen version arrived in todays post. Need to sign the aggreement thingy and thats a 'rap'

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands out tea and toast with jam plus marmalade *

 

[wafflycat]

Morning all! Lekkie went off in the middle of the night and has only just come back on. Apparently large swathes of East Anglia were suffering as a result of power lines coming down during the night.