Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Very pleased you are able to join us Chuffy. You disappeared shortly after "exploding" and I was beginning to wonder if you had been put back together properly.

 

[Chuffy]

Can I offer you a glass of something?

The several gins I've had are lonely and would like some company.

 

[Chuffy]

Very pleased you are able to join us Chuffy. You disappeared shortly after "exploding" and I was beginning to wonder if you had been put back together properly.

Gaffer tape is a wonderful thing.

 

[Speicher]

What's brown and sticky?

Choc suggestive biskits that have been on a saucer next to a cuppa hot tea.

 

[TheDoctor]

The several gins I've had are lonely and would like some company.

*Gin and tonic passed to Chuffy*
Even balance - one bottle gin, one bottle tonic, one lemon and one 2 pint glass.

 

[Speicher]

What is the difference between a husband and a spider?

 

[tdr1nka]

A STICK!

Was I at college with you?

Yay!

Sadly I don't think we were at collage together as I never attended.
I have met a lot of students, I was out working at 'that age' but I would travel and visit friends at thier Uni's etc. I found many of these students to be very friendly, nice people and although was prone to peer pressure I never actually inhaled.

Tx

 

[Chuffy]

Yay!

Sadly I don't think we were at collage together as I never attended.
I have met a lot of students, I was out working at 'that age' but I would travel and visit friends at thier Uni's etc. I found many of these students to be very friendly, nice people and although was prone to peer pressure I never actually inhaled.

Tx

Phew. I haven't shagged you then.
Oh the relief.....

 

[Speicher]

I think it's telling that in the 'Lost' thread Arch reckoned that between simoncc and a pile of manure, it would be the sh1t every time. If I ever get round to making an 'Ignore' list he's at the top of it. In fact, no, he IS it.
And breathe, calm thoughts...

Edit :-
Speicher, you are of course correct. Such persons have no relevance to a refined fred such as this.

Doctor, how can I put this diplomatically. You may have had more to dring than u reals, it wasn't me who said that, I think it was Chuffy.

 

[Chuffy]

*Gin and tonic passed to Chuffy*
Even balance - one bottle gin, one bottle tonic, one lemon and one 2 pint glass.

I never buy gin as it, er, evaporates. Sadly some kind but misguided people at my last place of employment bought me a bottle of Bombay Sapphic Sapphire which needs using up post haste...

 

[Chuffy]

What is the difference between a husband and a spider?

SHRIEK! <teleports from room and stands on a chair, quivering>

 

[TheDoctor]

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Doctor, how can I put this diplomatically. You may have had more to dring than u reals, it wasn't me who said that, I think it was Chuffy.

Dreadfully sorry to mix you and Chuffy up.

I had a load of fizz left earlier, but it seems to have vanished...

 

[longers]

Arachnophobe Chuffy? Not keen on things with more than four legs either myself.

When Arachnophobia came out on video my sister got it out and didn't tell her b/f at the time what they would be watching. When the titles rolled, he got up rather quickly, got in his car and drove off and didn't come back for a week.

 

[TheDoctor]

Can we please stop talking about them?
*whimpers*

 

[col]

Evening all,hows things? im nackered,any chance of a brew?