Tea? (Part 1)

[tdr1nka]

Surely just tighten the spoke nipples?

I see the way your brain's moving there Landslide, just not sure where The Doctor and Wafflycat are going to go with a line like that to bounce off!!!!

Edit: TOO LATE!!!!!

*looks for tiny chocolate spoke key*

Kettles on BTW

 

[tdr1nka]

Well spank my spokes! Didn't see you there Doctor.........

 

[Arch]

No, no, no. Not scare it! Just make it tense, thats all.

Make it watch a few cliffhanger soap episodes?

Or listen to simoncc on the subject of, well, anything really.

 

[TheDoctor]

Flitting in and out like a giant flitting thing.
Some of us are at work you know. Not that you'd tell, from my post rate these days.

 

[Landslide]

I've long since bowed to the inevitability of such in-your-end-oh!

Personally I was hoping for something along the lines of "Yes, but stop calling me Shirley!", though it's the kind of line that doesn't work so well in print...

 

[TheDoctor]

Make it watch a few cliffhanger soap episodes?

Or listen to simoncc on the subject of, well, anything really.

That's a bit harsh.
Poor little Wagon Wheel, Arch really didn't mean it.

Much more of that and you go on the Naughty Step, young Arch!

 

[tdr1nka]

Or listen to simoncc on the subject of, well, anything really.

I really never imagined you'd be so cruel to a biscuit Arch!

Anyway I want to see a tense wagon wheel not a psychotically irritated wagon wheel, this is a very serious experiment BTW.

 

[Milo]

Ive got a suspicious bourbourn cream in the kitchen.

 

[TheDoctor]

Could we put it under tension by just pulling it?

 

[tdr1nka]

Could we put it under tension by just pulling it?

We now only need a concrete sample stress tester calibrated to the delicate stresses of the wagon wheel!

*goes thru tool box, bet it's in Ireland.....grumble, mumble*

 

[tdr1nka]

I have found a stiff Garribaldi at the bottom of our tin!

 

[TheDoctor]

What, scared stiff?

 

[tdr1nka]

Petrified.
Think it was from being buried under a lot of ginger nuts.

 

[Milo]

I think * have found a custard cream with the face of the virgin mary on it!

 

[tdr1nka]

Ahhhhhhh, they're almost as rare as those milk bicuits with ancient greek athletes in bas relief!!!

You must varnish that custard cream immediately!!
And if the Vatican ring you, pretend to be someone else. V. important!!!