I have just mowed the lawn for the second time in a week. It'll need doing again at the weekend too, if it's growing at this rate! Also got a cauldron of freshly made leek & potato soup on the go for a light lunch.
No, it just means you're wrong.
Anyway, I had that gag passed on to me in 1995 by a hairy six foot tall ex-army cook Scouser called Tiny who lived on a commune near Ludlow. Heh, provenance, I has it.
A quick glance through Marx's Communist Manifesto backs up your line there, Chuffers. I had a copy for years. I stole it from the school library when I was 14. Property is theft, therefore theft is property, therefore if I steal it it's mine. QED.
Legal disclaimer - I didn't really steal it. Honest, guv.
OMFG I rather suspect I'm going to regret this...
I think I...
I think I'm going...
OK. I can do this. Deep breath.
I think I'm going to do the Exmouth Exodus.
There. I've said it. And may the Lord have mercy on my soul.
No, it's an overnight bike ride, like the Dunwich Dynamo. Bristol to Exmouth, and it'll be the first overnight ride, and possibly the first century for me. And I'm doomed...
Im thinking og doing the dunwich run this year last years was a A washout though know a few folk that did it and apparently they all got close to tears at one point.
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