Tea? (Part 1)

[tdr1nka]

As long as you gave a good description and know what the time was roughly, they'll know to be on the look out.

A few years ago in Thornton Heath, South London, the council built a 'state of the art' gym/pool/leisure centre which had a plate glass wall all along the side of the swimming pool which faced onto a local side street.
This sadly gave perfect oppertunity for 'strange men' to view the pool, to the complaints of many bathers.
After only a few weeks of opening the center, builders were back to
put metal shutters over the glass to a height of 10'.

 

[TheDoctor]

As long as you gave a good description and know what the time was roughly, they'll know to be on the look out.

A few years ago in Thornton Heath, South London, the council built a 'state of the art' gym/pool/leisure centre which had a plate glass wall all along the side of the swimming pool which faced onto a local side street.
This sadly gave perfect oppertunity for 'strange men' to view the pool, to the complaints of many bathers.
After only a few weeks of opening the center, builders were back to
put metal shutters over the glass to a height of 10'.

Coat of paint would have done the trick, surely?

 

[tdr1nka]

Can't you just hear the 'scitch, scritch, scritch' of strange men
scraping at the paint with a coin or keys?

 

[TheDoctor]

On the INSIDE, mate!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

On the INSIDE, mate!!!

Oh. Right you are then Ted!

 

[TheDoctor]

Ho hum. Bit slow in work this afternoon so I think I'll head off in a minute. I may well be back in an hour or so...

 

[Arch]

Oh. Right you are then Ted!

Stop it! I'm having trouble shifting the image of the Doc and you as Ted And Dougal. Trouble, is, seeing as we three met up that time, that makes me Mrs Doyle.

Will ya have a cup o tea? Ah, go on. Go on, go on. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on...

 

[TheDoctor]

These are very small. Those...are far away.

 

[TheDoctor]

Drink!
Feck!
Girls!
Tea!

 

[wafflycat]

I can be Mrs Doyle

 

[TheDoctor]

That suits me. That leaves Arch being...being...erm...Father Jack, I suppose!
Can you shout 'Arse!', Arch?

(all getting a bit silly now)

 

[Arch]

That suite me. That leaves Arch being...being...erm...Father Jack, I suppose!
Can you shout 'Arse!', Arch?

(all getting a bit silly now)

Arse!

Yup, I can do that. I have to say, I think I prefer to be Mrs Doyle, but whatever...

Remember the one where they left Jack in a creche, and when they went to fetch him, the kids had spelt "Feck" in alphabet/building bricks...

 

[wafflycat]

There's room on the thread for at least two Mrs Doyles

 

[TheDoctor]

Can I have a cup of tea, then?

 

[Arch]

Can I have a cup of tea, then?

Would d'ya like a cup o tea? Ah, go on...

<falls off window sill>