Tea? (Part 1)

[Mr Phoebus]

Mr Phoebus, while Waffleycat is out of the room - would you like to show me your tattoes? please

I can't find the one tattoo, the weathers turned quite chilly.

 

[Speicher]

Would a warm mug help, a mug containing hot tea.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Would a warm mug help, a mug containing hot tea.

You've yet to show everyone your pussy, which you promised to.

 

[Speicher]

My pussy is very shy, stays hidden away, so no one can see. A bit like your tattoo then.

 

[longers]

Maybe you could coax it out with a piece of string?

 

[wafflycat]

My little black pussy dribbles when she's excited.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Currently I have three very hungry Pussies to contend with and they are all very demanding!!!!! One of my three pussies has to go to the vets and so I can not feed any of them.

Tea anyone, the pots on?

 

[Landslide]

*Searches in vain for the "Mouth feeling like the bottom of a birdcage" smiley*

Snares mug of Tea? instead.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

One Pussy taken away in a cage and two pussies stuffed to busting

 

[Angelfishsolo]

How's the Tea ?

*Searches in vain for the "Mouth feeling like the bottom of a birdcage" smiley*

Snares mug of Tea? instead.

 

[Landslide]

How's the Tea ?

Definitely improving my relationship with the world!

 

[Speicher]

I am beginning to wonder if my "new" cat is, in fact, the feline equivalent of cut and shut in the world of motor vehicles. Her ears, paws and tail all look too big for her. If her legs and body grow to match the ears, and tail, she will be enormous.

She also has eyes like tea cups, or is it saucers?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I've seen cats like this before. Given time they nearly always balance out.

I am beginning to wonder if my "new" cat is, in fact, the feline equivalent of cut and shut in the world of motor vehicles. Her ears, paws and tail all look too big for her. If her legs and body grow to match the ears, and tail, she will be enormous.

She also has eyes like tea cups, or is it saucers?

 

[Landslide]

...Her ears, paws and tail all look too big for her...

I met a mog called Ulysses in America that had an extra toe on each paw - his feet looked ginormous! (He was pretty big anyway!) Apparently there were about 200 moggies like him in America that could all be traced back to a single ancestor living in Boston some time in the 1800s.

 

[marinyork]

Humph! I need tea. Had a malicious reference from one of my previous employers and an offer of employment withdrawn. The person who offered me the job is away and I was met with some HR automaton. What really annoys me is the porkies some of these people say that they couldn't disclose anything about the references when I know for a fact that one of them had written on it that they were happy to disclose the entire contents if it came up for discussion for some reason. Bizarrely enough I've reapplied for the same job. Bureaucracy. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.