- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Good evening Mr Aperitif, would you like some tea? and a doughnut?
Or a glass or Merlot rosé from Moldovia?
Or a glass or Merlot rosé from Moldovia?
Tea? (Part 1)
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Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
A glass bottlefull please - it's been a hard day and I want it to be soft and drifting into nighttime...
I keep logging out - do you encourage tree fellers?
I keep logging out - do you encourage tree fellers?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Aperitif, I have had tree fellers in my garden, 
but only one at a time!
but only one at a time!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Dear oh god, am I in need of Tea?
And if anyone has any bike thieves who need torturing for a few months, I'm your man.
Grrr.
And if anyone has any bike thieves who need torturing for a few months, I'm your man.
Grrr.
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Everything OK Doc? *passes tea*
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Is your tree fella called Tim Berr?
Perhaps you should make some lunch of potato, courgette and aubergine?
Then you could have a Worcestershire Chainsaw Moussaka!
Tea abounds.
Perhaps you should make some lunch of potato, courgette and aubergine?
Then you could have a Worcestershire Chainsaw Moussaka!
Tea abounds.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
"Taxus for tdr1nka" - tea is branching out into the movies - well, Stihls at least.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Night Train said:
Bit of an unhappy end to the evening.
Reported it to the 'bules, for all the good that'll do...
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Restorative Tea? Doc and Redjedi?
Cannot be much help, other than offer condolences. I could possibly offer a secure and sound-proof garage for dealing with the perps.
Cannot be much help, other than offer condolences. I could possibly offer a secure and sound-proof garage for dealing with the perps.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Would it be cheeky to ask why you have a soundproof garage m'lady?
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Oh what a shitter. I wish you luck in finding the bike and I'll keep my fingers crossed that Karma is in an especially foul mood.
TheDoctor said:
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
TheDoctor said:
oh bugger.
If it's any help, I'll lay a curse of boils on them. There's no indication that I have supernatural powers, but you never know.
Bastards. Scummy bastards.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
I'll maybe go to Brick Lane market and see if it's there.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
What do you do if it is?
I've often wondered what I'd do if I saw my old town bike. Never have, and if it's still out there it's probably been sold to someone quite innocent by now. I suspect it ended up in the river or something though.
Was the Brom insured?
I've often wondered what I'd do if I saw my old town bike. Never have, and if it's still out there it's probably been sold to someone quite innocent by now. I suspect it ended up in the river or something though.
Was the Brom insured?
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
If it is, I'll contact the police and let them sort it.
I've had it happen before, and I got the bike back eventually.
The Brommie is insured, so I should be OK.
I've had it happen before, and I got the bike back eventually.
The Brommie is insured, so I should be OK.
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