Is this fuggin wierd or wot?
You know how I said about buying rubble bags etc this morning?
This is what's happened since this morning.
Anyone wanna try a 'Life Swap'?
There has been a pile of bags containing hardcore, bricks, etc, plus a paddling pool and our old hoover, just outside my back door for a couple of years now. One of those things you keep meaning to get around to.
I have also been accumulating other stuff over the last week to take to the tip, old sofa, tree cuttings and such.
Two weeks ago my upstairs neighbour angrily asked when the rubbish from the back was going to go and I promised it would happen near the end of the month when I get paid and can afford to hire a man with a van.
I also apologised for it taking so long.
This morning a man with a van, recommended to me by my neighbour, came round to quote a price for taking it all away.
A price was fixed, and I'm paying more than I'd like but he is known locally and isn't a fly tipper.
Sorted, I think. By tomorrow night my neighbour and I will both be happy.
I go out and buy rubble bags to put the rubbish in and all is ready for bagging up this afternoon.
Miss Tdr1nka and I then pop out on the tandem to have lunch with friends.
On our return, we are met by my neighbour who is ranting because, somehow, the bags of hardcore, bricks, etc. had caught fire in my absence and she had to call the fire brigade to put it out, going thru her house as I wasn't in. I had almost killed her and her son etc. It was quite a show and I did what I could to placate her.
I was obviously shocked and puzzled as to quite how the stuff could have caught fire and her shouting at me was upsetting Miss tdr1nka.
So, here in lays the rub, I don't fault her her anger at me not moving the rubbish as fast as she would have liked but even my saying that the rubbish is going tomorrow did no good.
I went to survey the damage in the back garden, which is minimal I may add, only to hear her from her open window ringing her friends in turn to slag me off.
I went and bought some rubble bags, cleared up and re bagged the rubbish as I was going to do anyway.
While I'm busying away I can still hear her shouting down the phone about how I'm a 'this-and-that' and how she's going to do 'this-and-that' and complaining about things that I have previously asked her if were a problem, music and general noise, to which she has always sweetly said she never hears a peep from my flat.
Fuming, I dropped my shovel loudly enough to let her know I was outside and the window was suddenly slammed shut and she stopped shouting.
My neighbour runs a hairdressing salon from her front room and as she is a non smoker, on nice days, her patrons often stand on her fire escape to 'ave a fag.
The fire escape, funnily enough is directly over the bags of rubble and I'm quite often picking up cigarette ends from around my back door.
I don't want to be paranoid but rubble simply doesn't catch light easily as far as I remember and it was actually raining when we left the house.
I'm hoping that she will shut up after tomorrow as all the rubbish will be gone but I can't help feeling that this is all a bit suspicious?
I'm going to sort out moving house next week.
Tea, must have tea.....