* sits down on sofa with mug of tea *
Oh maggot, I did not see you there under the table - will you stop snoring please. If you are cold, you could wrap yourself in that sheepskin rug. It is very large. I bought it at a shop near Salisbury - very large it is, but it took a very long time to get the nasty red stains out.
The shop keeper said he also had an even larger rug for sale, but he had never been able to lift it, and had always wondered what was underneath it. I thought that was a load of bull, it looked very old.