Tea? (Part 2)

[Speicher]

I am only jsut above my keeboard, and about to asleep fall, good nighty!

 

[Chuffy]

Never!!!
*plays National Anthem and salutes*

<whips down TheDoctor's comedy longjohns while he's erect and saluting>

 

[Chuffy]

Heh, I once rode 10 miles in the dead of night to deliver a poem to a girl I rather liked. With a flat tyre and wearing my dressing gown.

 

[TheDoctor]

Did it get you anywhere?
Other than 10 miles away from your clothes.

I'm not sure why this girl you liked had a flat tyre and your dressing gown though...

 

[TheDoctor]

Anyhows, I am just about to get into bed, having checked it for scantily clad weirdos.

Nighty night.

 

[Chuffy]

Did it get you anywhere?
Other than 10 miles away from your clothes.

I'm not sure why this girl you liked had a flat tyre and your dressing gown though...

It got me precisely nowhere, although we were friends for ages afterwards. I was 17 at the time and the police car that passed me probably wondered what the hell I was up to. Ah, to be a young romantic fool again...

 

[Chuffy]

Anyhows, I am just about to get into bed, having checked it for scantily clad weirdos.

Nighty night.

Did you find any?

 

[tdr1nka]

Or did they find him?

 

[chap]

It got me precisely nowhere, although we were friends for ages afterwards. I was 17 at the time and the police car that passed me probably wondered what the hell I was up to. Ah, to be a young romantic fool again...

Should have smoked a pipe, always has the desired effect upon the ladies, esp whilst cycling a Pashley.

 

[rikki]

Speicher
It's your evil twin. Therefore you must be 100% good

 

[DJ]

Should have smoked a pipe, always has the desired effect upon the ladies, esp whilst cycling a Pashley.

Do these ladies have beards as well?

 

[wafflycat]

I'd avoid Waffles at the moment. After her evening of leering at studly blokes on the TV you may not be safe...
Have a cup of leafy goodness. No bromide in your one.

*chortle*

Thing is about those testosterone-overload programmes is that they are so NOT designed to be adverts for handsome manliness. Indeed I'd go so far as to say in that department they are more off-putting than the thought of Bruce Forsyth doing the Salsa in the nude... oh lord.. can someone pass me some mind bleach please... but you get my drift. But the programmes are *fascinating* each week being a glorious demonstration of 1001 ways to ignore H&S and how many times the f-word can be used in a single sentence and indeed, be the only word in the sentence... and yet be very descriptive..

 

[mr Mag00]

any fresh brew around?

 

[Chuffy]

*chortle*

Thing is about those testosterone-overload programmes is that they are so NOT designed to be adverts for handsome manliness. Indeed I'd go so far as to say in that department they are more off-putting than the thought of Bruce Forsyth doing the Salsa in the nude... oh lord.. can someone pass me some mind bleach please... but you get my drift. But the programmes are *fascinating* each week being a glorious demonstration of 1001 ways to ignore H&S and how many times the f-word can be used in a single sentence and indeed, be the only word in the sentence... and yet be very descriptive..

I stopped watching Ice Road Truckers because I hated the fat, arrogant pig so much. Can't remember his name now. Nasty piece of work.

 

[wafflycat]

I stopped watching Ice Road Truckers because I hated the fat, arrogant pig so much. Can't remember his name now. Nasty piece of work.

You mean that wonderful example of charm & civility, Hugh "The Polar Bear" Rowland. Obnoxious isn't he. He's had his comeuppance already in this new one. It was a joy to behold. This season also has a girlie in it, Lisa, who is tiny and has more balls than many a bloke. She drives huge loads, does all her own chaining etc., not asking for nor expecting help. She's also a complete nutcase