Chuffy said:
Damn, damn, DAMN! Go on, what happened?
It was *excellent*
This season they're doing the Dalton Highway in Alaska from Fairbanks up to Prudhoe Bay. It's not flat road. It's ice highway cutting across the mountains. So it's up, down, wind, ice, whiteouts, moose, 500 foot drops, corners.. To be allowed to drive the road, no matter that you've done ice trucking elsewhere or for how long you've been a driver, you have to go through an induction course and drive with an instructor alongside before you are allowed to drive solo.
So along comes Mr Polar Bear in his usual swaggering mode... Mr Polar Bear passes the pre-driving induction bit. Mr Polar Bear resumes swaggering and boasting about he's the best yadda, yadda. Mr Polar Bear now gets to the bit where he has to drive whilst being observed by an instructor. Mr Polar Bear gets in cab, doing his usual shouting, boasting, arrogant stuff and sets off, promptly going far too fast, as per usual. Instructor observing remarks, on more than one occasion, about speed, telling Mr Know-It-All Polar Bear to slow down. This is ignored. Mr KIAPB carries on - comes to a bend and promptly almost loses it by taking the bend too fast. Instructor tells MrKIAPB to stop the truck. Cue puzzled look from MrKIAPB who stops. Then cue bearly concealed fuming, combined with the embarrassment of growing self-realisation that he's just made himself look a twit on international TV as instructor tells him to get out of the driving seat and get in the passenger seat for the rest of the trip.
It was a delicious moment.