Tea? (Part 2)

[Puddles]

Blimey - what loo roll do you use that this is even a possibility?

Exactly lol what a stupid daft question to ask! What made it worse was we had no flooring in the loo at the time so it was all the bare gritty vile concrete she laid on too, she was not a sea of calm either she actually asked midwife what the number for the ambulance was strange how people react in a 'mergency!

 

[phil_hg_uk]

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for Phil

Thanks @Speicher just mind the rib.

 

[potsy]

Err - aren't they cakes rather than biskits

Who cares

Must be my lucky day, the torrential rain stopped just before I left for home, had to put my on in the end.
Didn't quite make it all the way though before it started again, albeit a lot less torrential and more drizzly

 

[Biscuit]

All this talk of food is making me hungry!! I've decided on Courgette Curry for dinner. Can't wait to get back to the kitchen.

 

[classic33]

Oh dear I'm very sorry, that whole event is horrific, and I truly hope you're now fully recovered, but am I allowed a little snigger about your head getting glued to the floor? It's ok if I'm not.

I went in having slid on some ice, catching my head on something on the way down splitting it open. Got to the A&E as was being treated. Gluing the skin back in place, no stitches these days. When a local anesthetic was given. Asked what they were using & got part of the reply. Next thing I'm on the floor outside the room on with a doctor whiter than his shirt & a resus team there, as well as the afore mentioned legs, either side of the head. Head at this point glued to the floor.
Doctor not impressed that I didn't tell them I was allergic to the local,(They could have asked me though) which caused the heart attack, which might have triggered the fit as well. Upon pulling my head away from the floor. A clump of hair was left behind on the floor, pulled out from the roots. It was pointed out, by the same doctor, that I'd left something on the floor. I said I know, my head was stuck to the floor so it'll be hair that I've just pulled off in getting up. He wanted me to get of the floor, I did as asked!

So yes, your allowed a giggle/snigger. Only the one though.

 

[TVC]

Evening, not sure I can compete with these gruesome stories, best I can manage is walking around for 10 says with an undiagnosed dislocated shoulder, and the fact that having no front teeth made me develop a lisp - snigger away.

 

[TVC]

I'm perfectly fit and healthy being the finely tuned athlete that I am. In fact my body is a tentpole.

If you say so.

 

[TVC]

I thought you'd back me up

Are you a lorry as well?

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I'm perfectly fit and healthy being the finely tuned athlete that I am. In fact my body is a tadpole.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Pokes Phil in the ribs.......

At least I have some tadpole boy

 

[TVC]

Tickle him Rocky, tickle him.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Tickle him Rocky, tickle him.

 

[Sara_H]

I'm perfectly fit and healthy being the finely tuned athlete that I am. In fact my body is a temple.

So was I til the grim reaper came calling. Luckily I was as fit as a fiddle and in a good position to fight him off

So yes, your allowed a giggle/snigger. Only the one though.

Thanks

 

[phil_hg_uk]

On another note, I'm feeling very disappointed. Just paid off my credit card but there wasn't any confetti or streamers or fireworks.

It is a bit of an anti-climax isn't it.

When I got made redundant in 2004 I had some debts and credit cards that came to a few 10's of thousands of pounds, so when I started my own business I worked 7 days a week for over 7 years and paid it all off. On the day finally paid off the last of it what do you think happened ........... nothing ........ it was all very disappointing so I know what you mean.

 

[coffeejo]

Lovely here. Somehow didn't have lunch so very .